puirell 2: electric boogaloo

cato / xxi / they/them / chinois

[puirell]

intro

hi im cato :)

used to be into sw/fallout but now i just shitpost as afl blogs

i’ll occasionally rb mature content so must be at least 16 to follow

this will always be a queer safe space <3

ko-fi / ao3

[deluxe-distrait]

Shit umpires moodboard

[puirell]

why do i hear christmas music coming from the shitter

[stagbeetleboy]

IBS, irritable bowel Santa

[puirell]

why do i hear christmas music coming from the shitter

[ddeck]

continuing with whatever happened here. just two cowboys who are definitely not hiding from the law

[ddeck]

oh yeah btw their wanted posters but in color and bearable quality

[iamthetruestrepairman]

”kill them with kindness” WRONG Christmas pterodactyl 🎄🎄🦖🦖🦖🦖🎄🎄🎄🦖🦖🦖🎄🎄🦖🦖🎄🎄🎄🎄🦖🦖🎄🎄🎄🦖🦖🎄🦖🎄🦖

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Where's the pterodactyl

[naamahdarling]

I guess the Kindness got him. :(

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

you don't know anything

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

oh! I have to tell you guys a great story one of my professors told me. So he has a friend who is involved in these Shakespeare outreach programs where they try to bring Shakespeare and live theatre to poor and underprivileged groups and teach them about English literature and performing arts and such. On one of their tours they stopped at a young offenders institute for women and they put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet for a group of 16-17 year old girls. It was all going really well and the girls were enjoying and laughing through the first half - because really, the first half is pretty much a comedy - but as the play went on, things started to get quiet. Real quiet. Then it got up to the suicide scene and mutterings broke out and all the girls were nudging each other and looking distressed, and as this teacher observed them, he realised - they didn’t know how the play ended. These girls had never been exposed to the story of Romeo and Juliet before, something which he thought was impossible given how ubiquitous it is in our culture. I mean, the prologue even gives the ending away, but of course it doesn’t specify exactly how the whole “take their life” thing goes down, so these poor girls had no idea what to expect and were sitting there clinging to hope that Romeo would maybe sit down for a damn minute instead of murdering Paris and chugging poison - but BAM he died and they all cried out - and then Juliet WOKE UP and they SCREAMED and by the end of the play they were so upset that a brawl nearly broke out, and that’s the story of how Shakespeare nearly started a riot at a juvenile detention centre

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Apparently something similar happened during a production of Much Ado at Rikers Island because a bunch of inmates wanted to beat the shit out of Claudio, which is more than fair tbh

[let-the-awful-song-be-heard]

honestly Shakespeare would be so pleased to know his plays were nearly starting brawls centuries into the future

[theabigailthorn]

I played Claudio once and I fully support this

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“When we took Shakespeare’s “Measure for Measure” into a maximum security woman’s prison on the West Side…there’s a scene there where a young woman is told by a very powerful official that “If you sleep with me, I will pardon your brother. And if you don’t sleep with me, I’ll execute him.” And he leaves the stage. And this character, Isabel, turned out to the audience and said: “To whom should I complain?” And a woman in the audience shouted: “The Police!” And then she looked right at that woman and said: “If I did relate this, who would believe me?” And the woman answered back, “No one, girl.” And it was astonishing because not only was it an amazing sense of connection between the audience and the actress, but you also realized that this was a kind of an historical lesson in theater reception. That’s what must have happened at The Globe. These soliloquies were not simply monologues that people spoke, they were call and response to the audience. And you realized that vibrancy, that that sense of connectedness is not only what makes theater great in prisons, it’s what makes theater great, period.”

Oskar Eustis

[puirell]

wow im so normal about footy huh

[wormsermonizer]

porcelain

[dakrapatops]

what comes to mind when you hear 'football'

soccer

gridiron / american football

afl / Australian rules football

op you missed (????)

Voting ended onDec 29, 2023

[travestito]

guys. healing is awesome

[travestito]

when I'm dps-ing I wanna kill every other player, including the tank, and myself. I'm glancing at the dps meter with hatred

healing? I wanna fuck the other healer. not even joking

[piglii]

thought perhaps this was going to be a post about going on a journey of self improvement.

[puirell]

crazy how you can still keep pieces of people with you even if they're not in your life anymore. i laugh the same way my classmate did in secondary school because we spent 2 years at the same desks. i sigh the same way my intern friend did, and every time i watch brooklyn nine-nine i think of her because of the hours we spent preparing samples and watching the show on her phone. i still buy the same brand of frog food because my work supervisor mentioned it to me once, years ago. i can't eat mala without thinking about the time my friends and i shared a bowl and they put all the cilantro on my plate when i wasn't looking. whenever a yellow butterfly comes my way i think about my mum and how much she loved butterflies. in some beautiful tragic way, we are a mosaic of all the people we ever had in our lives

[threetinyshinies]

This is what i picture in my head every time anyone (canon, fans, me, etc.) calls the grand army of the republic the gar

[lonely-night]

eXCUSE ME???????????????????????

[zackbuildit]

I love semantic drift

[sigynpenniman]

wheezing okay just so everyone knows. I too love semantic drift but that’s not what’s happening here. This is in fact a deliberate joke about semantic drift. this is not a scene from a 1940s film noir this is a scene from the 1995 sitcom The Nanny. This is on purpose!!

[geelongcats]

[puirell]

rams might actually get it done ?????

[puirell]

7-27 YEAH BABEY

[puirell]

YEAH

[chablemisspell]

dafuq was there a late come back or some shit??

[puirell]

nah they actually did something for once