Are You The Devil?

Hi, I'm Bailey. I'm basically the love child of Harley Quinn and Wade Wilson.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

[valtsv]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[werevampiwolf]

You know what, developing boys shouldn’t be seeing this either. I’ve seen plenty of grown men who barely know what real (ie not photoshopped) women look like, especially in swim suits. Which leads to girls getting teased about their body by their peers from a young age.

[quasi-normalcy]

See also: tabloids cycling between concern trolling about a celebrity gaining weight and about the same celebrity having an eating disorder.

[kakashi-vibes]

Why should i, sexy tramuatized bitch that I am, have to go to work?

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Jim Henson first Sketches of Oscar the Grouch

[nau-see]

my ideal form

[cassie-darlin]

I turn into this every time a cis man looks at me

[jojordan]

pink hair on brown skin 💗

[amyw1nehouse]

american historical films be like

[heartbeatemoji]

this is soooooooo funny

[adhdchipmunk]

As a person with… I think hazel eyes? Idk, they’re blue ringed with green that turns to an orangey-yellow around my pupil, I feel this post needs more positive commentary.

[heartbeatemoji]

you’re the reason we need to sit quietly -_-

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

[joshpeck]

[nickmpreg]

listen to our cries you coward

[joshpeck]

FINE here is the link

[chewbacca]

Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost (1999)

[pissvortex]

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[scienceofdeducjohn]

santa clarita diet season 3 was as hilarious as s1 and i need more asap