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OMG THANK U GUYS WTF!!!!!
i wanna write for so many characters rn it’s killing me oh my god
vampire!deadpool fic is doing numbers now i wanna write all of my faves as vampires
tried doing the whole headcanons bullet point thing and idk i think it’s fun, i think i’ll keep doing it more often!
bf!movie!michael afton headcanons
word count: sfw: 151 words nsfw: 150 words total: 396 words
description: just cute and nasty headcanons if movie!michael afton was your boyfriend
warnings and tags: mdni!!!!!!!!!!!!!, fem reader, slight themes of obsession, p in v sex, unprotected sex (guys be better come on now), dirty talk, pussy eating, fingering, spanking, biting, bruises description (all consensual)
notes: i’m ovulating and touch deprived and i love him so so much y’all i’m sorry i’m not sorry and idk if i like this but eh whatever!
first bullet points are all sfw, afterwards it’s all nsfw <3
𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃
was definitely starstruck the first time he met you
even after months of dating he’s still shy around you
it takes him a while to open before he tells you anything (and he doesn’t even tell you everything)
love language is psychical touch
always needs to hold your hand, have his hands on your waist, etc
in a way, he’s obsessed with you, maybe others would find it a little creepy, but you don’t seem to mind
it’s like he can’t seem to function without you…or he just refuses to
so besides his job (that you don’t know much about) you’re always with him
loves to sleep over at your place instead of his
cuddles, so many cuddles
majority of the space on his camera is taken up by pictures of you
whether it’s you on walks with him, at the mall, in front of his work and even…in other situations
𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃𓂃𝝑𝝔𓂃
behind closed doors, he’s absolutely nasty
he has you wetter than any ocean, i’ll tell you that much
has you bent over and is pounding into you relentlessly
is way too into spanking than anyone would’ve guessed
yes, this includes spanking your pussy
seems like only his dick or fingers can reach that spot that makes you want to scream
has such speed it’s almost head spinning
he’ll have either length inside you while saying the dirtiest things to you
“so tight baby” “it’s like your pussy was made for me” “love seeing you all red like this”
he’s a pussy eating pro
eating you out like he hasn’t eaten in days
will moan into your pussy while doing so
and about that picture thing from before? yeah, he takes pictures of you before, after and sometimes even during sex
and that takes up a good chunk of his storage
just changed all of my font sizes on my fics for the ✨aesthetic✨ i wish i put this much effort into figuring out my current writers block issue 😭
bites
word count: 1.2k (proof read like…once)
description: you’ve known wade was a vampire for a bit, but things start to change when he desperately needs to feed off of you
warnings and tags: vampires, murder mentioned, blood, blood play (if you squint i guess?), suggestive, implied nsfw at the end, biting, gender neutral reader (lemme know if i missed anything!)
notes: i was giggling and kicking my feet writing this i love my brain omg. sub vampire!deadpool #needthatsobad
enjoy happy valentines day cuties mwah mwah!!!
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it was definitely not the craziest thing he’s told you.
the mercenary work, him knowing mutants, the multiversal shenanigans.
him telling you that he’s a vampire on top of that did not shock you.
it confused you, sure, you definitely had a million questions but, again, you rolled with it, not the craziest thing he’s told you!
he would tell you, in great detail whether you asked for it or not, how he would feed off of the people he killed.
“i mean no one else has found out, i would just be a quick slice to the neck and bam, i get right in there!”.
you nodded, almost numb to this point of hearing the grotesque sound of his mercenary missions. “so…i guess you have a…never ending supply, per say?”.
he nodded joyfully “yup! it’s like a walking talking grocery store! or…pharmacy?…is it like drugs?…well i don’t know if i could take it that far but this is already a lot but it doesn’t compare to the other guy i fed off of the other night-“.
“wade” you said sweetly, taking his hands in yours “i understand”
he sighed softly at the contact and nodded.
“thank you baby, so glad i told you and not like…blade”.
you titled your head and giggled “who’s that?”.
wade shook his head “you don’t wanna know”.
🩸🦷🩸
it’s now been months of the same routine, nothing disrupting that…you wouldn’t call it peace, per say, but your normal.
you were now reading on the couch, bowl of grapes on the side table, lost in a coming of age novel you picked the other week.
wade’s been gone for hours, maybe longer than usual, usually whenever that happens, it’s just him getting side tracked, so you didn’t worry too much.
that is, until wade walked through the door, looking more tired than usual.
you looked up from your book and smiled at him “welcome home wade”.
he gave you a slightly playful salute back, not feeling or looking energized whatsoever.
you titled your head in worry, eyes roaming up and down his body in worry “you okay baby?”.
he nodded “yeah, i’m just tired, y’know?” it’s late, like it must be midnight or something. matter of fact, how are you still up? you loveeeeeee sleeping early, it’s kind of a buzz kill sometimes-“.
“wade” you interrupted “it’s 8:30PM…it’s not that late”.
his eyes darted to the other side of the room to avoid your gaze “oh…well! that’s what happens when you lose track of time! i was really busy, then i was really sidetracked cause i saw this really cool store that sold all sorts of cool shit-“.
you gently pushed your bookmark into your book and kept your gaze on him “i know when you’re lying”.
he turned to you and sulked like he got caught with his hand in the candy jar, which did actually happen! and he did try to lie about it! so you know the signs.
you sat more up on the couch and spoke softly “what’s going on wade?”.
he sulked over and plopped on his knees in front of you, his voice only in whines and whispers now.
“i didn’t get any…y’know…today and now i just feel like shit, like if the term shit hit the fan was a scenario, it would be this, like it feels like shit just hit not even the fan, it hit the air conditioner-“.
you gently grab his face to get him to focus “look at me, focus”.
he nodded and continued “baby…i know it’s a lot to ask and you might say no, which is fine! you don’t have to say yes! but-“.
you could almost tell what he was going to say, but you wanted to hear it from him.
“but what?”.
he took a deep breath and then looked up at you with pleading eyes.
“can i feed off of you?”.
you felt and almost heard your heart beat faster.
so did he.
he took your hands and slowly rubbed his thumbs over them “again, you don’t have to, i was just thinking and you’re the only one i’ve told and-“.
“i’ll do it”.
you say it before your brain could even register what you said at all, your heart beating faster.
wade’s eyes widen a bit “are…wait are you sure?”.
you nodded slowly “yeah, yeah i’m sure”.
wade’s voice dropped to a lower whisper as he slowly sat next to you on the couch, his hands slowly and gently rubbing your thigh.
“can you tilt your head a bit for me baby?” he asked sweetly. you did as told, eyes closed bracing for the incoming impact.
steadily, wade hands snaked up your chest to hold the other side of your neck, the heat from his breath started to linger on your skin.
you squeeze your eyes shut as you feel the sharpness of his fangs sink into your neck, tearing small holes in your skin. his lips puckered on you, slowly drinking from you.
as he did so, small moans escaped him. your scent, your body, your blood…you. you were everything to him and the fact that you trusted him this much was enough to make him feel at ease.
after what felt like eternity, he lifted his mouth off your neck. it stung, for sure, but you carefully tilted your head to stare at wade to see him, blood staining his lips, panting slowly, eyes wide and glassy, staring at you like you were the only being in the world.
you were…enamoured with the sight. you’ve seen him vulnerable, of course, but never anything like this. you felt your heart do backflips, feeling like it could beat out of your chest any second.
he broke the silence, per usual, his voice shaky but sincere “thank you, seriously. i’m so grateful that i can trust you like this-“.
you listen, genuinely, but you’re also mildly distracted by the blood dripping from his lips. staining the corners of his mouth, drying slowly.
“babe, you have some on your lips” you whisper softly.
wade’s eyes widen as he swiped a thumb across his lips “shit! yeah i’m sorry that got a bit messy, hold on i’ll wipe it off-“.
before he could even continue, your lips were on his, the taste of each other and iron passing between you as you both moaned between kisses.
it was almost…intoxicating. but at the same time it felt unbelievably good.
wade felt himself get weak in the knees, his moans were a bit louder compared to yours, submitting himself to you in this scenario neither of you saw coming.
“t-thank you, i love you so fucking much, you drive me insane, you’re all i need, i swear you’re all i need” he whimpered for the brief milliseconds your lips were apart.
you both slowly pulled away and wade’s eyes widened with the sight of your own blood slightly staining your lips.
“well…” he said breathlessly, “someone enjoyed that”.
you shrugged and tried to hide a smile “maybe a little”.
wade took your hands in his again “i love you, i love you so so much”.
you planted a small kiss on his forehead “i love you more”.
he turned to get a glimpse of your neck, the tiny holes still there.
“did that hurt at all?”.
you shook your head “it stung a little, kind of felt good”.
you watch as his facial expression turns to shock “good? what kind of freak shit are you hiding from me?”.
you smirked “how bad do you wanna find out?”.
wade felt his heart beat faster.
he thought you wouldn’t be able to handle the whole vampire thing, but it was him who could barely handle you.
THANK YOU AHHHHHHHHHH
username inspo btw <3
my best ideas rlly are at 3 or 4 in the morning huh
my first fic have been gaining a lot of traction nowadays and i lowkey feel like it’s cause deadpool got added to marvel rivals? i could be completely wrong but i’m grateful for the support nonetheless
also my cousin is gonna teach me how to play the game cause i’m genuinely scared of getting cussed out by ppl and his gameplay looks so overwhelming cause he’s all three roles ahhhhhhhhhh
might have to use pics of him in the game for fic images cause his design and voice are soooooooo 😵💫😵💫😵💫
what i’ve learned is that thinking of smut is easy, writing it is not. it all sounded a lot sexier in my head </3
i scheduled a fic for valentines day AHHHHH i’m so excited for it to post
i made a masterlist (including nsfw warnings!!!) including characters i’m gonna write for in the future too!!! but it is gonna be a deadpool focused account mostly 😭🩷
˗ˏˋmasterlistˎˊ˗
╰┈➤ deadpool !¡
5:35 PM (mildly suggestive)
3:47 AM (nsfw)
bites (mildly suggestive)
╰┈➤ movie!michael afton !¡
bf!movie!michael afton headcanons (sfw/nsfw)
╰┈➤ movie!mike schmidt !¡
╰┈➤ vigilante !¡
╰┈➤ bob reynolds !¡
3:47 AM
part one <3
word count: 1.3k (proof read like…once)
description: both of you have been holding back a confession. which there’s many, MANY feelings that need to be…taken care of, per say.
warnings and tags: mdni!!!!!!!!!!!, smut (cause imma be so fr i was kinda lost on the rest of the plot), p in v sex, unprotected sex (guys be better c’mon now), pet names, y/n is written as female, (lemme know if i missed anything!)
notes: so can you tell i haven’t written smut before? hopefully not but who am i if not a whore for this man, enjoy!!!
nsfw under the cut <3
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7:37 PM
the evening light shone through the curtains as you pace around your apartment tidying.
well…sort of.
there wasn’t much to tidy at all.
you were just looking for something to do to take your mind off…before.
everything that happened before wade left.
trying to take your mind off of the moment your roommate, your hot, funny, muscular, taller roommate, was on top of you.
but it was just an accident…right?
it didn’t mean anything!
you two were just goofing around!
and even if you DID like him, what if he doesn’t like you back?
yeah, you were thinking way too much, plus it was late. it was time to get some sleep.
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3:47 AM
sleep? yeah right.
you were still awake, staring up at the ceiling almost like you were pleading for answers from it.
and that’s when the front door burst open. wade was home.
you rushed out into the living room to find him shuffling through his duffel bag in a panic.
“where the FUCK is it?!!?!?!?”.
you kneeled next to him and frantically looked around. “what? where the fuck is what?”.
after a bit of rummaging, he let out a chuckle. “fuckass pistol was on my belt” he said as he patted down his belt area.
you took a step back as he started rambling about everything he just did, as violent and insane as ever, detailed as always whether you asked for the details or not.
“wade”.
he had wandered to the other side of the living room in the middle of his recap of events, but he turned to face you immediately.
“yeah?”.
“…i need to talk about…before”.
wade tilted his head, fully curious now. “what is it?”.
you took a deep breath.
“what did you…think of it?”.
wade’s eyes widened a little. “i mean, i thought it was fun! we were goofing around and then i landed on top of you and-“.
he paused, then he nodded slightly “ohhh…that”.
you nodded back “yeahhh…” you stepped closer to him. “i’ve thought about it and…i mean you don’t have to feel the same, of course, i’m just telling you that-“.
“you like me”.
you froze, has it been that obvious the whole time?. “…yeah…yeah i have for a bit now”.
wade’s eyes scanned your face with sincerity as he took a breath before replying with “i like you too”.
you look up at him in slight shock “wait- wait what?”.
“i mean, yeah! i literally only want to talk to you about…literally anything! i really enjoy being around you! you’re really sweet, a good listener, funny too! not as funny as me obviously but still. also yeah, you are pretty, like really pretty. super model pretty and trust me i’ve seen-“.
you gently place a hand on his chest “wade, i feel the same way.”
he chuckles “so you agree, no one’s as funny as me and i’m the funniest guy you know-“.
without really thinking, you stand a bit on your tippy toes and grab onto the collar of his suit, paying no mind to the smell of gunpowder as you pull him into a quick kiss.
as you both pulled away, your expressions changed, yours to shock and wade’s to a smirk.
“you really don’t want to admit I’m the funniest between the two of us huh?”.
you tug a little harder on the collar of his suit and lower your voice to a deep whisper.
“shut the fuck up”.
and just like that, your lips were on his again. but this time it was harsher, teeth slightly clashing, slight moans between kisses and both you and wade’s hands started to roam around each other’s upper bodies.
wade pulled away, a little breathless as he looked down between the two of you.
“i need to get this suit off”.
you get behind him and start roaming your hands around his back “is there a zipper or something?”.
wade scoffs “yes, and it’s easy to feel out, i think you just wanted to feel my back muscles a bit”.
you start unzipping the back of his suit “and so what if i did?”.
the back of the suit now open, wade turns to you “your room or mine?”.
“yours is a mess”.
he shrugs, “fair” he says as he follows you to your much more neatly kept room.
he struggles to get out of his suit, especially now with you kneeling on your bed, still the prettiest girl he’s ever seen, but it’s in a scenario that, quite frankly, neither of you thought you’d be in.
“you gonna take this off of me or what?” you said, breaking him out of his slight trance. wade’s eyes widened a bit as you slightly tugged on your tank top. “don’t you wanna do it?” you said sweetly.
wade nodded, almost too fast as he approached you. you lifted your arms as he carefully pulled your top off you, wearing no bra to his surprise and amusement.
“were you preparing for this?” he said smugly. you shook your head “too hot in this apartment, but i’ll let you have your moment”.
he chuckled as his hands moved down to the waistband of your shorts before stopping right above them, fingers resting on your hips.
“w-wait…can i?” he stammered.
the fact that he was getting so shy over this and was being so gentle with you made your heart do backflips. “yeah” you replied softly “take off both”.
he nodded slowly as he gently laid you down on your bed, treating you like you were the most delicate thing in the world.
he smirked as started to tug off your shorts and panties “bet you’re soaked down there” and well, he was right, much to his amazement and amusement, you were already dripping before he made any contact with your pussy.
“i caused all this?” he said confidently. “baby it’s like a tsunami down there. it would be a tsunami right? either way this room is about to flood-“.
“wade”.
“shit, right, sorry” he said as he started pulling down his boxers immediately, his dick being freed from the fabric barely concealing the hard on he had.
he gently spread your legs a little more as he kept eye contact with you. “just let me know if anything’s wrong, okay?” he whispered, his voice coated with sincerity.
you nodded, giving him the green light.
he slowly, almost aggressively slowly, slid his dick into you, feeling so full that you almost started seeing stars.
“there you go, you took all of that so well, didn’t you?” he whispered, leaning forward so your faces were mere inches apart. “let me know when you want me to move baby”.
you squinted and nodded “now p-please”.
he smirked “gotta give this pretty girl what she needs, yeah?” he said as he slowly pulled out, just to slam back into you again.
you let out a small whimper at the suddenness, but not wanting it to stop.
he continued but picked up the pace as he held your chin in his hand.
“lean back mamas, it’s okay i got you”.
both of your moans got louder and you both started to feel a wave of pleasure wash over the both of you.
“w-wade i think i’m gonna-“.
he gripped your hip with one hand while circling your clit with the other. “oh yeah? go ahead, come for me, just for me”.
that was all you needed, you both came at the same time, around his cock as he painted your walls completely white.
he softened inside you as his body weighed on top of yours, both trying to catch your breaths.
wade slowly lifted himself off of you and with almost a whiny tone said:
“so…so can i sleep in your room?”.
you giggle with the energy you had left “can say no to the man on top of me, now can i?”.