Dildo, Dildon't

Ivy, 24, Artist, Feminist, loves to laugh even through the bad times

[thebootydiaries]

[keatsgay-deactivated20200126]

foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing

[cumbrane]

[mynotar]

Would you like to buy his wares?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[redroadtoadventure]

[anxietyproblem]

[lovelysuggestion]

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

[spiderversse]

is this about farting or is it just me?

[notvoid]

this dude the row in front of me in math class is browsing twitter and got hentai on his dash, saw the Wendy’s mascot with giant tits. it’s hard to balance taking notes and waiting for this guy to scroll past porn and be able to take a pic of it in time

[notvoid]

get off the reaction images and look at porn you idiot

[notvoid]

YES

[notvoid]

GOT HIM 2

[notvoid]

he has since launched warframe and gone on armor games

[notvoid]

found the chan thread he was on and posted the pic of him browsing it

[andhumanslovedstories]

Actual truck drivers watching Griffin and Justin try to play a video game about truck driving is a beautiful and worthy thing that has improved my life 

[everythingfox]

Master of the sneak attack

(via)

[omghotmemes]

Seriously tho

[ceevee5]

[memewhore]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[planetfuckingjupiter]

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

[hiamigoman]

[icarus-suraki]

Happy Easter.

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku