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redd || 23 || he/him || queer || check my art blog over on reddroomba-art.tumblr.com || human rights for all ||

[c-o-l-o-r-e-s-m-a-g-i-c-o-s]

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

my birthday isn’t on there #erasure

[divorcedwife]

all birthdays are there, don't give up! troubleshooting :

when looking for your birthday, make sure to read the small grey italicized number, not the big orange numbers ; january 14, for example, is on the 25th day of the month of nivôse.

there are three months for each season ; if you're on mobile, you may need to scroll sideways to see the third one.

some birthdays in september are in a special section. that is because the first day of the year is september 22nd, and the last few days of the year before that are special holidays. see :

also, i know i joked about some days being less cool than others, but that's also the point of the calendar : replacing worship of saints with appreciation of the tools and plants that allow us to live. don't feel bad for having topsoil as your day, where would be without topsoil?

[kavohh707]

Was lucky today being able to watch a dipper dip for quite a while. Such a cute bird.

[chick-it-out]

Visit Original Link

[scooterplastic]

[reddroomba]

Idk something about every physical object I got for achieving something being stolen from me and "put away" so that it could "stay safe" and now I don't even know what I actually got or where it's at. I was expected to do so much and my reward was just more stuff to do and nothing actually for me. Idk. It makes me angry and sad. Why raise a child like that...

[extra-vertebrae]

To put the “have you drawn [x] Pokemon” angle of the previous post as much to bed as I possibly can, these are the sole pieces that I remember I’ve made that are Pokemon related that never made it to Tumblr during the time I had left. There’s not much.

[iris-of-the-lambs]

Notes from a scholar who found a talking castle, then tried in vain to map a way out of it…

artfight attack for @iguanodont , featuring their dragon character!

[herpsandbirds]

Crested Jayshrike  (Platylophus galericulatus), male, family Platylophidae, order Passeriformes, Malaysia

The only species in this family

photograph by JS Ong

[trb752]

Kodak Coquette Camera with matching lipstick and compact, 1930

[suikatou]

水のきれいな郡上八幡らしいデザインです。

[goblinposts]

no talk me if you have hate in your heart for the fruit of the cow 🧀😤

[orcposts]

dont call it that.

[goblinposts]

bro you literally call your cold cuts "slommy"

[orcposts]

that was supposed to be between us

[lockssteps]

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[neverniko101]

That is. a great username. The first thing I saw upon opening tumblr. Thank you.

[i-welded-ur-genitals-shut]

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

[eggfish-cats]

#131 - text boxes

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[reddroomba]

Vintage dentistry cabinet. You WISH you were me

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank