Lost in the woods...no seriously where am I?

Just a huge nerd, recently moved to a brand new state, with no idea what I'm doing.

[guru--guru]

‘HOY, HYLIANS!

SO, here it is at long last! I’m so excited to finally be able to do this! Thanks for your patience and of cOURSE all the follows and always being so sweet to me. I love you all dearly!

e-hima’s DA

Rules:

You do not have to be following me but it will count as an extra entry for you!

Likes/Reblogs both count!

No giveaway blogs, please. This is meant to be a thank you treat for my followers. (I will be checking)

Winners will be chosen on March 3rd in time for the TP HD release.

I will ship internationally! Everyone is welcome to join!

Winners have to be comfortable with giving out their name and address to me for shipping purposes. (Will not be public, obviously; also doesn’t apply to digital commissions)

Winners have to respond withing 42 hours, or new winners will be picked.

All winners will be picked by a random number generator!

That’s all, heroes! Thanks so much again! Good luck!

[dearstalkercap]

I want it

[stability]

(Via)

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE

[dearstalkercap]

Cows are female

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I open my titty leaving balls exposed

[heavendolls]

reasons to love BOB’S BURGERS

not racist!

not sexist!

not homophobic!

no offensive and rude jokes about people that aren’t white!!

 cute and original concept!

endearing characters!!! SERIOUSLY ALL OF THEM

lovely songs!!

it  made my life 99% better !!!!!!!!!!

i recommend it 10/10!!!!

[dearstalkercap]

Fire is fun

[dearstalkercap]

Shit shit shit shit shit! Help....noooooo! I really did not expect to ship Princess Bubblegum and Marceline. How did this happen?

[dearstalkercap]

Fuck you cartoon network! Right when I was finally accepting that Margaret was gone and starting to accept MorteJay...you bring back my original OTP! I don't even know what to do with myself right now! Who the hell do I ship Mordecai with??? Aaaaaahhhh!!! And yes I am a little behind in the show...just...ssssshhhhh

[dearstalkercap]

When watching Regular Show, if you ever think to yourself "This is way to normal." just count to 5 because it is about to get...just so so incredibly weird.

[m0su]

I’d actually really like Fi if she didn’t yell at me everytime I was under 3 hearts. 

I get it woman, I need to heal, jesus. 

My calculations show an 80% chance of you needing to shut the hell up. 

[dearstalkercap]

I actually love fi

[mysharona1987]

There is no part of this diatribe that is not amazing or 100% true.

[virxe]

I never understood the whole wanting to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers until I was one. They had me working 39.5 hours a week so they didn’t have to give me benefits and it was one of the most tiring jobs I have ever had. Not to mention that they under-scheduled so nights I was supposed to be out at 11:00, I didn’t leave until 1:30 in the morning. Put going to school full-time on top of that and it was a year-long mental break down. I can’t even imagine how some of the women I worked with handled that job, plus one more, and raising a family on their own. Fuck anyone who shits on people with minimum wage jobs.

[dearstalkercap]

PSA! you can apply for full time benefits in most states at 32 hours a week! And if they schedule you for a certain time then you leave at that time! If they fire you for it you can take them to court for Unjust Termination and receive compensation!

[nosdrinker]

no dog should ever be homeless

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

no home should ever be dogless

[dearstalkercap]

No homeless should ever be dog

[memecenterz]

[dearstalkercap]

Right in the childhood

[raulpax]

[a-mended-mind]

Jesus Christ what just happened.

[beauchemin]

look at different people each time tho

[lindeun-archive]

#is this problem sleuth

[splitcord]

sHE THREW A BABY

[povverup]

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes

[dearstalkercap]

Oh my shit! He jumped out the window! That probably hurt more than the bomb or gunshot or whatever the hell it was

[megablaziken]

i don’t know what i wanted to happen when i did this

[efewfwrfewf-deactivated20150615]

[batmansymbol]

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

[dearstalkercap]

!

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[sunpalms]

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

[dearstalkercap]

This is so true though! Every time I go into the bathroom drunk I think to my self "Damn...I'm really fucking drunk."