goals

hi im wes and i really want to be a waterbender instagram: @wes.tm

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[williamapologist]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

[cyborglovesong]

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

dear readers,

the author is dead. the harry potter series is mine now.

best, management

[halalameme]

I just really want to say that the BLM movement is not a 2020 disaster by any means. I know a lot of ppl keep saying that this year keeps getting worse but I think that black voices finally being heard is a sign of improvement

[whenplantingforests]

Isn't it crazy we're living in a monumental moment of history

[gothic1997]

[meanplastic]

[dorfs]

why is this so fucking funny

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[thorthedorkworld]

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

[dmofstormandsea]

this video is what dnd feels like

[breelandwalker]

ROLL INTIATIVE

[oblivionkeeper23]

What diversity actually is:

How Hollywood sees diversity:

[nightmareooze]

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

[digitalpoltergeist]

Another way Hollywood sees diversity

[taken-for-pomegranted]

I fixed it.

[brie-cheeze]

BITCH HAJXSJJ S.A. NSJSJALAHAJNSJSKANXSNSN

[bikebutch]

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

[tulasaysboo-deactivated20190411]

Struggling is gay culture

[valtsv]

“pride month is almost over”??? you fools. it’s twentygayteen, every month is pride month. it’s pride year.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

[lilmissvirgo-deactivated2022070]

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

[glassbonespaperskin]

me 

[wild-lion]

are you a traffic sign because stop