Meurtre D'homme

Theme represents how dark my personality CAN be. This is typically a light hearted blog. I play League of Legends a lot. My ign on NA is: I Am Luxanna. I'm making a blog for it names I-am-Luxanna.

[strange-haze]

[angelstills]

H2O: Just Add Water (2006-2010)

[breakfastattiffannys-deactivate]

I have 3 different personalities.

[giggle]

the one where I’m out-going and loud.

the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck

the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.

[deathacures]

friend: why are you in a rush?

me: i gotta get home

friend: why?

me: i've fulfilled my quota for socializing today

[artmonia]

[jasonhorton]

[askdragonbladetalon]

Tumblr’s new messenger

If I don’t reply to you, it’s probably because:

I’m in a different tab/window

I’ve fallen asleep with my computer left on

I’m using my phone

I’ve got a game/movie fullsized on the screen

I’m busy creating something

I’m at work/school

Someone is reading over my shoulder

I don’t feel up to socializing

I am in another conversation

I’m in too many conversations

I’m not even at the computer

It is NOT because:

I dislike you

I’m mad at you

You’re annoying

I don’t want to talk to you

I’m hoping you’ll go away if I ignore you

I know a lot of people get anxious if their messages are ignored, so have a little reminder that there are a ton of reasons why people might not be responding, all of which have nothing to do with you. Okay? Okay. <3

its the no notes ghost

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

[darkmysterycat]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[everyonelovesrobots]

The saga continues

[truegamefacts]

[yabitter-deactivated20140104]

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

[happy2bsmiling]

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

[mysteriousrobitarchive]

i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

Im sorry this is the most important post on this website

[rof-laughing]

At 5 months old my son already has the best school photo ever

[mzcain27]

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

[wallflowersperk]

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

[gayharoldfinch]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

[bonequeer]

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[believeitornah]

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

[sinistersaz]

[lubricates]

THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

[slimetony]

i have no idea what girls like

[friendfrog-deactivated20161123]

swords

[slimetony]

this makes everything a lot easier

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[cucumber]