Not all those who wander

I'm dorky and fun. I'm a huge nerd but only for random things. I speak without thinking, and speak without breathing.

[enki2]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tuxedo mask could be replaced by a fortune cookie

someone could just toss a fortune cookie into the action from offscreen and everyone would stop to read it and that would be tuxedo mask

[escuerzoresucitado]

Quoll

[ixlander]

quoll

[vbartilucci]

based on no information, I'm gonna guess this animal is from Australia.

What'd I tell you?

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[guardian-angle22]

baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[chaoticbatfam]

bruce: *frantically* have you seen damian????

dick: *frowning* what? no . . . wait, did you LOSE HIM??

tim: *walking by* have you checked jason's apartment?

bruce: *horrified* what would he be doing there? god, i thought we made sure they would never interact!

dick: *grabbing his shoes so he can run out the oor* we've gotta get to them before they decide to add arson or manslaughter to the schedule today

tim: *frowning as he watches bruce and dick run from the manor* what the fuck?

meanwhile at jason's apartment

damian: *taking notes in one hand while he holds a book with the other* this wickham fellow is surely a crook. not a single one of his interactions with lady bennet has been devoid of suspicious moments.

jason: *nodding sagely as he cleans a gun* i ain't gonna spoil anythin' but you're on the right track

[tragicc]

Source

[doublism]

certified creep. seven days a week. weird ass pussy.

[homunculus-argument]

Peoples' desire to burn the Gävle goat isn't about them hating it. It's a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of a deal.

[janokenmun]

also the endless allure of arson

[homunculus-argument]

Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.

[girl-debord]

playing this new game called indeed.com and it fucking sucks

[lonely-night]

eXCUSE ME???????????????????????

[gotterhag]

They were so real for this

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[cosmogenous]

i forget that other ppl can see this blog sometimes

[yourfavoritenun]

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[purlturtle]

Not "belongs to me"; "belongs with me."

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

[cahootings]

a really good point but considering any stabbing is a thinly veiled penetration metaphor dick in hole prevails

[cahootings]

this post was a joke but I love the direction we’re going

[trashcora]

man carrying tree.