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My life today

And it wasn't even the winner of the lay Games that beat him!!

When I see a new girl at the gym...

and she is crushing the MetCon... I want to yell

When I see the WOD and I think it's awesome

and start the WOD and realize its Helen on steroids... my expression changes drastically...

Seeing a WOD that doesn't make me want to die....

#crossfit #nodeathtoday!

When I think

I am excited about a WOD, and then I start actually doing said WOD, my behavior changes like...

#crossfit #WOD #sometimesthisshitsucks

The WOD had wall balls...

and I didn't punch myself in the face!

#crossfit #wallballs #karensucks

When I make the mistake

and look at the WOD before I go to the box and it is absolutely bloody terrible... I feel like doing some of this....

But I won't because I need my computer to check the WOD tomorrow...

#crossfit #WOD #crushthecomputer

How I feel....

for about 10 seconds after a RedBull hits....

And then I fall because Crossfit was hard, squats were involved, and walking is ridiculous at this current moment in time. Oh and RedBull clearly didn't give me wings.

#crossfit #squats #redbulldoesntgivemewings

When someone tries to selfie

at the box and I'm in that photo...

1. I look a mess

2. Absolutely not

3. If you say 'no filter' one more time.....

#crossfit #idontplaythatshit #takethatsomewhereelse

New person at the box...

that I don't know and who is so beast that he not only finished the WOD before time ran out, he started over again.... I'm all kinds of apprehensive like

First of all, where in the bloody hell are you from? Second of all, TELL ME YOUR SECRET TO SUCCESS!!!!

#crossfit #ihavenoideawhothispersonis

Beat my old time in a WOD

Walk around the rest of the day like...