the_dark_nephilim

May the odds ever be in your favor....

[dorememefasol]

Schitt’s Creek if everyone were dogs:

David

Alexis

Moira

John

Stevie

Patrick

Roland

Jocelyn

Ted

Thank you for your time. Warm regards.

[itszonez]

Damn 👀

[hotfinalgirl-archive-deactivate]

YALL

[becumsh]

If Sherlock BBC was a romantic comedy. Epistolary is very popular in this fandom, so here’s my take on it, hope you like it. And happy Valentine’s Day (:

Love, Sherlock: The greatest love story told in texts.

[pixchuu221b]

You have to watch this.

Also, I live how little is taken out of context. Like, this story has been a love story since the beginning? It’s obvious?

[prettyrealisticjohnlockfanart]

Perfection.

[jon-lox]

EVERY 🔪 TIME 🔪 THEY 🔪 LOOK 🔪 AT 🔪 EACH 🔪 OTHER 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[marta-bee]

I know we’ve all felt pain, but this is some next-level ow ow ow get it away-age.

Also: perfection.

[shiplocks-of-love]

Oh my word… this is so perfect!! It’s all there, isn’t it?

[holmesianscholar]

I must’ve watched it 2948477 times but “we were inseparable, constantly being separated” gets me every time I’m crying again

[fuzzybeesknees]

*flails*

[baerchenkoenig]

This is to close to the truth to not hurt like hell but also perfectly made. They are made for each other 😭💖🐘

[silver99johnlocked]

It hurts so much

[totallysilvergirl]

What a gorgeous video. It’s way smarter than I am. Also (unfortunately) way smarter than Moftiss.

[missdeliadili]

Stunningly beautiful!!💜💜💜

[maybuds]

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

[maybuds]

forgot to add: i wanna have fun i need to be more serious. i need to achieve goals i need to enjoy life. i understand completely but what the hell is going on. i want to love i want to be independent. i don't care but i haven't stopped thinking about it. live laugh love die cry hate

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.

[sindri42]

Give your employers exactly the same period of notice before leaving that they gave you before changing your schedule.

In my experience policy says schedules are supposed to be finalized about a week and a half in advance, but you usually aren’t informed about changes until at most 24 hours before you’re required to be there, so you’re perfectly justified in saying ‘hey I’m not coming in tomorrow’ at any time.

[somecutething]

[itscomplicatedx]

Oh that is adorable

[defectivealtruist]

@birdblogwhichisforbirds

[portentsofwoe2]

these are dinosaurs

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I was expecting him to just drop the ball… but damn.

[semutamusic]

YO… just so you all know! he doesn’t think they’re eggs! this type of bird is a seriema and they use that funky neck-whip to kill lizards and snakes. he is actually Just Having A Good Time

[ramdaughter]

your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!

[ramdaughter]

no offense but this conversation was literally a major turning point in my life

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

[omnipotentoverlord-deactivated2]

This is my joy.

[thoughtfulfuri]

This made me look at networks near me and: 

[cheese-greater-official]

Aw man the funniest one near me is fish n chips ;-;

[potassiumcyanides]

Oh the only good one is iSAIDgoodDAY

[home-and-having-tea]

I was in the car with my brothers and a wifi named “FBI Van #462″ popped up as we drove past an unmarked white van. 

[roachswallower]

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

[roachswallower]

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

[roachswallower]

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

[crimewave420]

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

[futchcassidy]

Kill

[futchcassidy]

KILL

[futchcassidy]

KILL!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[futchcassidy]

a list:

honest to god for real this is… hours… MERE HOURS after the warehouse where john says he’s not actually gay and irene says look at us both and  then it’s revealed that sherlock heard it all and does follow john everywhere MERE HOURS, and the REASON THEY COULDNT TALK ABOUT IT IMMEDIATELY which is what john comes CHASIN AFTER HIM TO DO ist ht the americans are upstairs like sherlock walks home cryig fuck up fuck ed up fucked up

the gay rainbow string lights

sherlock’s eyes flicking upwardat th e very end… he is playing for him

john is drinking… drinks code my friends… liquids courage

his smallest intake of breath…. his eyebrows, the way he is leaning… he is so scared and holds sherlock so delicately my gentle princ e

“she’s alive then… how are we feeling about that?”

this is the glass house scene in the abominable bride except john is too careful to voice any of these curiosiites which are just bursting inside of him are you interested in women, are you inerested in men, are you interesed in sex, in love, in intimacy, um dO YOU JACK OFF OR WHAT  IT’S UM IT’S FOR YOUR HEALTH

john is wearing the outfit he wears in the mind palace in tso3

he wants to talk about it… but sherlock is so afraid… HE IS PLAYING FOR HIM GOD DONT EVEN TALK TO ME HE DOES THIS AT THE WEDDING

DO NOt EVEN TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oliviawhen]

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

[roachpatrol]

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

[montagemode]

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

This is a mood

[veryfunnymemes]

[howaikr]

So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay

[thejaystar13]

Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not rich. As in if you’ve factored a child into your life and made the appropriate financial and life sacrifices it’s okay. Some poor people take better care of their children than wealthier people because they were willing and ready to put aside whatever it took to raise their child no matter what hardship they themselves will face, this actually incorporates both the mental and financial aspects of being ready to have a child. Whether you’re rich or poor, if you haven’t made a plan or set aside funds for your child it’s unfair to the child. Even if your preparation is making sure you’re on welfare, gathering food stamps and stocking up on free supplies, it’s enough to raise a child, just make sure you’ve prepared and are ready to do anything for that child.

[howaikr]

that’s a really good point, thank you for explaining!

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

The dumbest thing I’ve ever been told when trying to explain why I didn’t want kids was this: “If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll never have them. Sometimes you just have to do it anyway.” No. Literally no I do not.

[ripe]

[catchymemes]

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[sessioneleven]

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

[dottewa-deactivated20200728]

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

[thefoodispeople]

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

Pie-Lette

Dummy

The Fun in Funeral

Pigeon

Girth

Bitches

Smell of Success

Bitter Sweets

Corpsicle

Season 2:

Bzzzzzzzzz!

Circus Circus

Bad Habits

Frescorts

Dim Sum Lose Some

Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic

Robbing Hood

Comfort Food

The Legend of Merle McQuoddy

The Norwegians

Window Dressed to Kill

Water & Power

Kerplunk

[kennothythebard]

Updating to say all episodes are available in the us for free on the CW seed website and app

[avienbgwp]

@auberginesdonthavelimbs

[animated-tv-devotee]

I wonder

If the people making kids cartoons these days realize how much of their audience will probably consist of teens and people over 20…