What Am I Doing With My Life

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[bonniekristian]

The police spent 18 hours blowing up this man’s house to catch a shoplifter

50 SWAT officers assaulted the house with an arsenal of weapons, court documents state.

The house had a security system that alerted the police of the [shoplifter’s] break-in, and the cops arrived armed to the teeth. As court documents show, “50 SWAT officers” assaulted the house using “40 mm rounds, tear gas, flashbang grenades, two armored Bearcats [a type of armored vehicle] and breaching rams,” plus “68 cold chemical munitions and four hot gas munitions.”

And they used all of it to totally destroy this home. Their harebrained plan was to blow up every room, one by one, to herd Seacat into a corner of the house so police could be certain of his location. This process was ineffective as well as counterproductive: It created so much rubble that a police robot was not able to deliver a phone to Seacat for negotiations.

[voxfeles]

“After the raid, the city condemned Lech’s home, deeming it too damaged to repair, and gave him just $5,000 to cover the destruction police had wrought. Needless to say, Lech is suing for more. Reason predicts his case could make it to the Supreme Court in part because of the constitutional issues involved (government destruction of private property without due process). “

“…the city condemned lech’s home…” “gave him $5000″

The officer in charge should be fired, and have all of his rights to work as a police officer taken away immediately

[sat-cong-al-deactivated20180112]

That’s really all you’d want to do to the OIC? The individual officers should all be held accountable

[bitchycode]

[stability]

he’s trying his best

[kaajatimos-deactivated20131215]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

A guy with liver failure and parasitic worms just risked his life and got shot five times to escape North Korea but communism is great kids.

[conorthebarbarian-deactivated20]

“That wasn’t real Communism® tho”

[klubbhead]

[commandercoldcuts]

Called it.

[ranma-official]

why are all libertarians braindead

[ranma-official]

@libertarirynn

@conorthebarbarian

hey, dipshits! do you understand what a monarchy is? define it to me.

both of you are anarcho-capitalists. interesting fun fact: you will find strong support for monarchy in the anarcho-capitalist tradition. In particular, Hans-Hermann Hoppe, the core ideologue of the movement, specifically said that monarchy is strictly superior to democracy in every regard, with the failures of the latter being explainable by the inferior races of the participants (low time preference of the Negro, as this somehow tenured professor said)

[triggeredmedia]

No one is questioning if NK is a monarchy you dumb twat.

Others: ”oranges are orange”

You: “don’t you understand what a banana is?”

Let’s play your game.

Define capitalism.

[whatbigotspost]

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This post is total shit, but then I see that tag and it makes me even more confused. I hate all of this.

[tooiconic]

THAT POST IS HILARIOUS LOL

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

This post is true and fucking hilarious.

[anti-radfem-deactivated20200528]

people like that make me feel like like a skinny bitch. her forearm is bigger than my thigh and her upper arm is bigger around than my torso. this is sad and hilarious.

[sweetskeleton]

just hear those sleigh bells

hurgling

[geeze-louwtf]

Rurg turg turgaling too

[kyleblackpaw]

[rigbymoved3]

[mywhisperedcolors]

[abevigoda-deactivated20171012]

[humorstar]

[showmehumor]

[humorstar]

[showmehumor]

[sonicconnect]

Tails is the best friend in the world.

[k-chan-personal-blog]

think again

[imboredofthisurl]

What the fuck I never wanted to know that

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Sonic is into Watersports AND Vore?!?!?

[spiroandthelacktones]

awful

[homopower]

If I had to read this plot twist with my own two eyeballs… So. The fuck. Do y'all.

[nezzuko]

this is literally the worst thing

[birdsandbirds]

[parowkipower]

[parowkipower]

[overdramatictomylover]

Bryan Cranston recreating vintage dating videos on Graham Norton

[kingofattolia]

sleep scale

12+ hours: hell yes. decadence has a name and it is ME. the dream. im marrying  my bed you’re invited to the wedding. i might feel groggy and angry for the rest of the day when i actually do get up but WORTH IT. 

12+ hours (ALTERNATE): i am deeply clinically depressed and approximately three (3) inches from death at any given moment

11-10 hours: ideal. im functioning at perfect 100% capacity my body and mind are a well oiled machine. im ready to knock out all my errands and chores in under an hour, work a full day and then study that language im trying to learn

9 hours: good! i could have slept longer, but getting up was no great horrifying trauma either

8-7 hours: the “””””medically recommended amount””””” for adults, but in reality more like a “fine, i GUESS” amount. normal mild levels of angst at having to get out of bed

6 hours: silent unceasing internal groaning for at least the first hour after waking. dont expect any kind of quality conversation for the first 2 or so hours. ive got a Less Than Medically Recommended Amount Of Sleep, that means im a martyr right???

5 hours: pretty unpleasant. feels gross. expect a moderate crash during the late afternoon. this is the first number that is considered worthy of entry in a college student sleep-measuring contest. altho if you try to enter with 5 hrs dead-eyed hordes will instantly materialize from the bushes and one-up you “5 hours??? HAHA SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 YEARS”

4 hours: a Very Poor Decision. deep seated, incoherent rage upon waking that persists up to several hours. consume large amounts of your stimulant of choice, but you’ll still feel like a cave troll. constant aftertaste of chemicals and regret

3 hours: half awake half walking in some astral plane haunted by the wails of the newly-dead. children and animals fear the emptiness in your vacant eyes. a very respectable entry to any sleep-measuring contest. you’ll still get beaten by the “2 hour” and “all nighter” people, but everyone knows this is Bad

2 hours: you can get up, but only by rending your soul from your physical body in a paroxysm of agony, since it will refuse to leave the bed. you are now soulless and will feel absolutely zero emotion until sometime in the late afternoon/early evening when your soul returns and ALL the emotions will hit at once, leaving you alternately sobbing or creepily hyena laughing

1 hour: you fool. you imbecile. your hubris and weakness has brought you to this point. they are coming. you cannot escape. why didnt you just stay awake. why didnt you just pull the all-nighter. the strength of your no-sleep headache threatens to stab through your skull like an ice pick. all you can taste is blood. they are comi

0 hours: THIS ACTUALLY ISNT AS BAD. HAHA I’M NOT EVEN THAT TIRED! WATCH ME DOWN 15 MOUNTAIN DEWS IN 15 MINUTES. I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING IN MY EARS ISNT THAT WEIRD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT AND I CANT FOCUS, IM COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT NOW. GUYS I CAN HEAR COLORS.