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Lou | 27 | Single

[geeze-louwtf]

What are some ways that dating a girl is better than dating a boy? Anything a bicurious girl should know or look forward to?

I just got out of a relationship with a guy and I’ve realized women are softer, gentler, and more in touch with their emotions than men, def prefer women and honestly don’t know why I gave men so many tries

[geeze-louwtf]

Will you be my valentine?

Omg I haven’t been able to log on for a hot minute sure 💕

[geeze-louwtf]

How do you drop hints that you like someone?

Oh honey you’re asking the wrong person 😂 my relationship advice is null until I fix myself from my last relationship

[unclefather]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

One time I was in a meeting, and the girl next to me kept rocking in her chair really slowly and making some strange and almost uncomfortable-sounding noises under her breath, and I asked, “Are you okay? What are you doing?” and she said, “The seam where these pants are sewn together is in the perfect spot,” and I was just like, “Oh. Okay,” and went right back to listening to the dude at the head of the table talk about finances.

[geeze-louwtf]

Where’s the link

[redleadr-moved]

person: *insults my coping mechanisms*

me:

[reportnob]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

*old town road voice* i got the penis in the butt

[unclefather]

And where are the horses?

[bonechomper]

Where do you you think the penis comes from?

[damnedrainbows]

Me:

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[wolveswithhats]

damn right he is

[jamieisamess]

There is some sorta choatic energy with this audio

[geeze-louwtf]

TIL:

What TIL meant

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ooo ahh hot hot

[ballisticgeltorsosyou]

finally an actual fucking shower thought

[unclefather]

i think the thing we never talk about with dashcon is how some of the adults who attended decided to have an orgy afterward and someone got crabs 

[unclefather]

how did someone who frequents tumblr.com and dresses up like homestuck manage to get a sexually transmitted disease

[retrofrazarchives-deactivated20]

It’s a national holiday

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[aureliaborealis]

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

[thebigblackwolfe]

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

[homofied]

[juliastiles]

[perhapsarat]

harry’s smile here just screams he’s going home to burn 4 privet drive to the ground and get the revenge he deserves 

[gxldensnitched]

this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen I can’t stop laughing

[geeze-louwtf]

Same energy

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[notsuspicious]

People who use the internet

[geeze-louwtf]

Reblogging long ass posts

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[digilici]

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

doesn’t matter, we already lost

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will