Dr.issac lounger

Lead scientist for project "blood red"

[deathisthetruth]

You wake up strapped to a medical table, as you look around you see a tall man in a lab coat with green hair. Do you ask him where you are?

Yes <-

No

Key information

About the character

Name: Issac lounger

Ability: life is plenty

Ability info: allows the user to drain the life out of a person via touching them, transporting their life essence to them

Age: 40

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: gay out of denial ✨

Occupation: lead researcher for project blood red.

Family: Ikari lounger ( son @pleaseholdfor5hours )

Relationship status: single

Birthday: June 16th

Height: 5ft 9.5

Likes: his son (platonically of course), lemon cake, clean labs, old books, tea, coffee, successful experiments, out smarting people

Dislikes: failed experiments,the nimone military, Ross and Scarlett, the black doves, blood stains, being called old

Extra

Issac propaganda

Gacha version

Backstory

Facts

Journal

Old intro

Important information

Rules!

No NSFW asks or drawing about them

Mod and creator is @myluckymoon

The nimone military is owned by the lovely @paintedgrilledcheese

Dividers by @sister-lucifer

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Me? What? Nooo. That's ridiculous. I am a former war medic, a little bit of heat can never hurt me. As doctor I know when to stay hydrated."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raises an eyebrow* alright Ill hold you to it. But if you pass out I'm never letting you live it down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I doubt I would pass out, unlike you, old man. Your body needs more water than me."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please I'll be fine

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Fine. No whining once we wait in l-"

*Ikari paused, almost spoiling the surprise.*

"Let's go get dinner and get to the hotel."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raised an eyebrow*

And here I was close to finding out the Truth*he gave a small smile*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Tsk, that's because you know I talk too much. And that I'll eventually give it away because I can't contain my own excitement."

[deathisthetruth]

Of course I do, your my son after all

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You know me too well."

*He sighs but gave a slight amused smirk.*

[deathisthetruth]

I wouldn't have it any other way :)

Best for black mail after all :)

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I should have not expected any less from you."

[deathisthetruth]

Exactly:)

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Anyways what would you like for dinner? They got everything here in America."

[deathisthetruth]

Hmmm, eh, not sure, you decide

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Me? What? Nooo. That's ridiculous. I am a former war medic, a little bit of heat can never hurt me. As doctor I know when to stay hydrated."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raises an eyebrow* alright Ill hold you to it. But if you pass out I'm never letting you live it down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I doubt I would pass out, unlike you, old man. Your body needs more water than me."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please I'll be fine

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Fine. No whining once we wait in l-"

*Ikari paused, almost spoiling the surprise.*

"Let's go get dinner and get to the hotel."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raised an eyebrow*

And here I was close to finding out the Truth*he gave a small smile*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Tsk, that's because you know I talk too much. And that I'll eventually give it away because I can't contain my own excitement."

[deathisthetruth]

Of course I do, your my son after all

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You know me too well."

*He sighs but gave a slight amused smirk.*

[deathisthetruth]

I wouldn't have it any other way :)

Best for black mail after all :)

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I should have not expected any less from you."

[deathisthetruth]

Exactly:)

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Me? What? Nooo. That's ridiculous. I am a former war medic, a little bit of heat can never hurt me. As doctor I know when to stay hydrated."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raises an eyebrow* alright Ill hold you to it. But if you pass out I'm never letting you live it down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I doubt I would pass out, unlike you, old man. Your body needs more water than me."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please I'll be fine

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Fine. No whining once we wait in l-"

*Ikari paused, almost spoiling the surprise.*

"Let's go get dinner and get to the hotel."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raised an eyebrow*

And here I was close to finding out the Truth*he gave a small smile*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Tsk, that's because you know I talk too much. And that I'll eventually give it away because I can't contain my own excitement."

[deathisthetruth]

Of course I do, your my son after all

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You know me too well."

*He sighs but gave a slight amused smirk.*

[deathisthetruth]

I wouldn't have it any other way :)

Best for black mail after all :)

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Me? What? Nooo. That's ridiculous. I am a former war medic, a little bit of heat can never hurt me. As doctor I know when to stay hydrated."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raises an eyebrow* alright Ill hold you to it. But if you pass out I'm never letting you live it down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I doubt I would pass out, unlike you, old man. Your body needs more water than me."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please I'll be fine

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Fine. No whining once we wait in l-"

*Ikari paused, almost spoiling the surprise.*

"Let's go get dinner and get to the hotel."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raised an eyebrow*

And here I was close to finding out the Truth*he gave a small smile*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Tsk, that's because you know I talk too much. And that I'll eventually give it away because I can't contain my own excitement."

[deathisthetruth]

Of course I do, your my son after all

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Me? What? Nooo. That's ridiculous. I am a former war medic, a little bit of heat can never hurt me. As doctor I know when to stay hydrated."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raises an eyebrow* alright Ill hold you to it. But if you pass out I'm never letting you live it down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I doubt I would pass out, unlike you, old man. Your body needs more water than me."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please I'll be fine

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Fine. No whining once we wait in l-"

*Ikari paused, almost spoiling the surprise.*

"Let's go get dinner and get to the hotel."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raised an eyebrow*

And here I was close to finding out the Truth*he gave a small smile*

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Me? What? Nooo. That's ridiculous. I am a former war medic, a little bit of heat can never hurt me. As doctor I know when to stay hydrated."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raises an eyebrow* alright Ill hold you to it. But if you pass out I'm never letting you live it down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"I doubt I would pass out, unlike you, old man. Your body needs more water than me."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please I'll be fine

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Me? What? Nooo. That's ridiculous. I am a former war medic, a little bit of heat can never hurt me. As doctor I know when to stay hydrated."

[deathisthetruth]

*he raises an eyebrow* alright Ill hold you to it. But if you pass out I'm never letting you live it down

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like I said, I'm not telling you the surprise yet. Now this way."

[deathisthetruth]

I have a feeling that you will be suffering from the heat and alright

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Because I want to see you suffer in the heat."

*Ikari smirked, grabbing their stuff.*

[deathisthetruth]

Wow, just wow

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Ah, well I guess we should head to the hotel then."

[deathisthetruth]

That we should.

May I ask what prompted your sudden desire to go to Florida?

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Yes we are

[sleep-onthe-dancefloor]

"Drinking a pot of coffee surely isn't that bad....."

[deathisthetruth]

It's not really, I can guarantee that

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Soon the plane lands and Ikari wakes up.*

"Ah are we in Florida?"

[deathisthetruth]

Hm? I suppose so.

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Nudges his side aggressively.*

"Get your gay ass up."

[deathisthetruth]

This gays ass is tired and wants sleeppppp

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Shush you can sleep on the plane. Now get up."

[deathisthetruth]

*begrudgingly opens his eyes*

*groan*

May I ask why we are going on a plane?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Laughs mischievously.*

"Oh you'll see. Let's just say we're going on vacation."

[deathisthetruth]

*raises an eyebrow*

Should I be concerned?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Well what do you consider as concerning?"

[deathisthetruth]

*insert long ass list*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"..... Fine we're going to America but for a reason."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh ?

And pray tell what is this reason?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Do you want me to tell you the suprise?"

[deathisthetruth]

Hmmm

Nah

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Then let's get going."

[deathisthetruth]

*sigh*

Alright-

*gets up, stretches, and his back cracks*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Old man."

*Ikari grabbed their suitcases that he already packed for them.*

[deathisthetruth]

I am not -_-

Ah I see you have already packed

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You are."

"Also yes. I have packed for both of us. Also bring your wallet. This will be an expensive trip."

[deathisthetruth]

I am not

I should have known I would be paying for it -_-

*all Issac had to do is put on his lab coat and glasses*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Well you're not paying for the entirety of this trip. I am. You just paying for your own food."

[deathisthetruth]

Ah, alright then.

*he said with a soft smile*

May I ask when is the plain leaving?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like in 4 hours. So we should get going."

[deathisthetruth]

Alrighty then.

We shall take my car.

*the car in question is highly modified by Issac himself*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Cool then."

*Ikari loads up the suitcases into the car.*

[deathisthetruth]

*the "car" looks more like a weapon of war, it's loaded with weapons and its own makeshift lab, not to mention has lots of space*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari looks around in awe.*

"Are you sure the airport will let us in with this?"

[deathisthetruth]

Ikari, did you really think I didn't think of that

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Yes?'

[deathisthetruth]

Wow.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Shush. Let's go now."

[deathisthetruth]

*he rolls his eyes and hopes into the "car"*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Vroom vroom to the airport.*

[deathisthetruth]

*que Issac probably breaking a shit ton of traffic laws*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari is sitting in the passenger seat, drinking a coke.*

[deathisthetruth]

*they are there in record time, probably lots of car crashes*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Welp, despite your awful driving skills, we still made it in one piece."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please, that was not that bad.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You were driving on the WRONG side of of the road!"

[deathisthetruth]

Laws are for the weak :)

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Laws are made so you don't fucken die!"

[deathisthetruth]

And did we die :)?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"No but death was on our tails!"

[deathisthetruth]

And yet we still made it.

If I listened to those suggestions we would be stuck in traffic

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"But we still would have made it on time. It's not that long of a drive."

[deathisthetruth]

Does it look like I give a shit?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Sigh.*

"This again."

[deathisthetruth]

Yes this again

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Whatever. Let's head inside."

[deathisthetruth]

There's a shit ton of blue lollipops behind my machine gun

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Lollipops?"

*That has his attention.*

[deathisthetruth]

*he points to towards the back, a large machine gun that is fully loaded*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari grabs a few.*

"Why do you have a machine gun?"

[deathisthetruth]

Because I find them fascinating and very efficient

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You know airports don't allow these."

[deathisthetruth]

It's staying in the car calm down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Good then. Now shall we?"

[deathisthetruth]

We shall indeed

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Alright."

*They head inside and go through security.*

[deathisthetruth]

*bet you can't guess who got stopped*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari got passed but he turned and looked at Issac.*

"Dad!"

[deathisthetruth]

Fuck-

*he quickly grabs some tranquilizer darts and quickly stabs the guards with it. Making it look like they fainted as he walks through*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari raised an eyebrow as they keep walking.*

"You know there's security footage of this now. What the heck did you bring?"

[deathisthetruth]

I did it so fast that the camera wouldn't have caught it.

The usual.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Righttt. Anyways let's head to our plane."

[deathisthetruth]

*all he does is nod*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*They head over to the plane waiting to board soon.*

[deathisthetruth]

*time skip?*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*plane trip!*

[deathisthetruth]

*of course they got first class because yes*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari was taking a fat nap.*

[deathisthetruth]

*Issac is editing the security footage to make sure he doesn't get in trouble*

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Nudges his side aggressively.*

"Get your gay ass up."

[deathisthetruth]

This gays ass is tired and wants sleeppppp

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Shush you can sleep on the plane. Now get up."

[deathisthetruth]

*begrudgingly opens his eyes*

*groan*

May I ask why we are going on a plane?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Laughs mischievously.*

"Oh you'll see. Let's just say we're going on vacation."

[deathisthetruth]

*raises an eyebrow*

Should I be concerned?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Well what do you consider as concerning?"

[deathisthetruth]

*insert long ass list*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"..... Fine we're going to America but for a reason."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh ?

And pray tell what is this reason?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Do you want me to tell you the suprise?"

[deathisthetruth]

Hmmm

Nah

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Then let's get going."

[deathisthetruth]

*sigh*

Alright-

*gets up, stretches, and his back cracks*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Old man."

*Ikari grabbed their suitcases that he already packed for them.*

[deathisthetruth]

I am not -_-

Ah I see you have already packed

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You are."

"Also yes. I have packed for both of us. Also bring your wallet. This will be an expensive trip."

[deathisthetruth]

I am not

I should have known I would be paying for it -_-

*all Issac had to do is put on his lab coat and glasses*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Well you're not paying for the entirety of this trip. I am. You just paying for your own food."

[deathisthetruth]

Ah, alright then.

*he said with a soft smile*

May I ask when is the plain leaving?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like in 4 hours. So we should get going."

[deathisthetruth]

Alrighty then.

We shall take my car.

*the car in question is highly modified by Issac himself*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Cool then."

*Ikari loads up the suitcases into the car.*

[deathisthetruth]

*the "car" looks more like a weapon of war, it's loaded with weapons and its own makeshift lab, not to mention has lots of space*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari looks around in awe.*

"Are you sure the airport will let us in with this?"

[deathisthetruth]

Ikari, did you really think I didn't think of that

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Yes?'

[deathisthetruth]

Wow.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Shush. Let's go now."

[deathisthetruth]

*he rolls his eyes and hopes into the "car"*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Vroom vroom to the airport.*

[deathisthetruth]

*que Issac probably breaking a shit ton of traffic laws*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari is sitting in the passenger seat, drinking a coke.*

[deathisthetruth]

*they are there in record time, probably lots of car crashes*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Welp, despite your awful driving skills, we still made it in one piece."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please, that was not that bad.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You were driving on the WRONG side of of the road!"

[deathisthetruth]

Laws are for the weak :)

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Laws are made so you don't fucken die!"

[deathisthetruth]

And did we die :)?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"No but death was on our tails!"

[deathisthetruth]

And yet we still made it.

If I listened to those suggestions we would be stuck in traffic

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"But we still would have made it on time. It's not that long of a drive."

[deathisthetruth]

Does it look like I give a shit?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Sigh.*

"This again."

[deathisthetruth]

Yes this again

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Whatever. Let's head inside."

[deathisthetruth]

There's a shit ton of blue lollipops behind my machine gun

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Lollipops?"

*That has his attention.*

[deathisthetruth]

*he points to towards the back, a large machine gun that is fully loaded*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari grabs a few.*

"Why do you have a machine gun?"

[deathisthetruth]

Because I find them fascinating and very efficient

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You know airports don't allow these."

[deathisthetruth]

It's staying in the car calm down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Good then. Now shall we?"

[deathisthetruth]

We shall indeed

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Alright."

*They head inside and go through security.*

[deathisthetruth]

*bet you can't guess who got stopped*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari got passed but he turned and looked at Issac.*

"Dad!"

[deathisthetruth]

Fuck-

*he quickly grabs some tranquilizer darts and quickly stabs the guards with it. Making it look like they fainted as he walks through*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari raised an eyebrow as they keep walking.*

"You know there's security footage of this now. What the heck did you bring?"

[deathisthetruth]

I did it so fast that the camera wouldn't have caught it.

The usual.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Righttt. Anyways let's head to our plane."

[deathisthetruth]

*all he does is nod*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*They head over to the plane waiting to board soon.*

[deathisthetruth]

*time skip?*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*plane trip!*

[deathisthetruth]

*of course they got first class because yes*

[deathisthetruth]

"Dad get up."

- I forgot my own tag

*groan, he is taking an ✨old man nap✨ or maybe because he finally didn't drink coffee*

@paintedgrilledcheese

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Nudges his side aggressively.*

"Get your gay ass up."

[deathisthetruth]

This gays ass is tired and wants sleeppppp

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Shush you can sleep on the plane. Now get up."

[deathisthetruth]

*begrudgingly opens his eyes*

*groan*

May I ask why we are going on a plane?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Laughs mischievously.*

"Oh you'll see. Let's just say we're going on vacation."

[deathisthetruth]

*raises an eyebrow*

Should I be concerned?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Well what do you consider as concerning?"

[deathisthetruth]

*insert long ass list*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"..... Fine we're going to America but for a reason."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh ?

And pray tell what is this reason?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Do you want me to tell you the suprise?"

[deathisthetruth]

Hmmm

Nah

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Then let's get going."

[deathisthetruth]

*sigh*

Alright-

*gets up, stretches, and his back cracks*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Old man."

*Ikari grabbed their suitcases that he already packed for them.*

[deathisthetruth]

I am not -_-

Ah I see you have already packed

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You are."

"Also yes. I have packed for both of us. Also bring your wallet. This will be an expensive trip."

[deathisthetruth]

I am not

I should have known I would be paying for it -_-

*all Issac had to do is put on his lab coat and glasses*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Well you're not paying for the entirety of this trip. I am. You just paying for your own food."

[deathisthetruth]

Ah, alright then.

*he said with a soft smile*

May I ask when is the plain leaving?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Like in 4 hours. So we should get going."

[deathisthetruth]

Alrighty then.

We shall take my car.

*the car in question is highly modified by Issac himself*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Cool then."

*Ikari loads up the suitcases into the car.*

[deathisthetruth]

*the "car" looks more like a weapon of war, it's loaded with weapons and its own makeshift lab, not to mention has lots of space*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari looks around in awe.*

"Are you sure the airport will let us in with this?"

[deathisthetruth]

Ikari, did you really think I didn't think of that

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Yes?'

[deathisthetruth]

Wow.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Shush. Let's go now."

[deathisthetruth]

*he rolls his eyes and hopes into the "car"*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Vroom vroom to the airport.*

[deathisthetruth]

*que Issac probably breaking a shit ton of traffic laws*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari is sitting in the passenger seat, drinking a coke.*

[deathisthetruth]

*they are there in record time, probably lots of car crashes*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Welp, despite your awful driving skills, we still made it in one piece."

[deathisthetruth]

Oh please, that was not that bad.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You were driving on the WRONG side of of the road!"

[deathisthetruth]

Laws are for the weak :)

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Laws are made so you don't fucken die!"

[deathisthetruth]

And did we die :)?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"No but death was on our tails!"

[deathisthetruth]

And yet we still made it.

If I listened to those suggestions we would be stuck in traffic

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"But we still would have made it on time. It's not that long of a drive."

[deathisthetruth]

Does it look like I give a shit?

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Sigh.*

"This again."

[deathisthetruth]

Yes this again

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Whatever. Let's head inside."

[deathisthetruth]

There's a shit ton of blue lollipops behind my machine gun

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Lollipops?"

*That has his attention.*

[deathisthetruth]

*he points to towards the back, a large machine gun that is fully loaded*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari grabs a few.*

"Why do you have a machine gun?"

[deathisthetruth]

Because I find them fascinating and very efficient

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"You know airports don't allow these."

[deathisthetruth]

It's staying in the car calm down

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Good then. Now shall we?"

[deathisthetruth]

We shall indeed

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Alright."

*They head inside and go through security.*

[deathisthetruth]

*bet you can't guess who got stopped*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari got passed but he turned and looked at Issac.*

"Dad!"

[deathisthetruth]

Fuck-

*he quickly grabs some tranquilizer darts and quickly stabs the guards with it. Making it look like they fainted as he walks through*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*Ikari raised an eyebrow as they keep walking.*

"You know there's security footage of this now. What the heck did you bring?"

[deathisthetruth]

I did it so fast that the camera wouldn't have caught it.

The usual.

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

"Righttt. Anyways let's head to our plane."

[deathisthetruth]

*all he does is nod*

[pleaseholdfor5hours]

*They head over to the plane waiting to board soon.*

[deathisthetruth]

*time skip?*