SHADOW MASTERS @deathmask-devine - Tumblr Blog

ruineshumaines

tastefullyoffensive

simplystormie

Stop it it’s too cute

bookwormandpoet

I AM DYING

ozzys

gameraboy

kenyatta

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424

This is still funny to me.

moviemeatloaf

Grover bits were always the best.

synysterpikachu

lmao!!

darkofeden

Visit Original Link

Revocation- Bound by Desire

100000000000000/10, Will listen to thousands of times

best-of-memes

mintypineapple

Beautiful.

punk-fuck-deactivated20171120

fuckingsushi

canceroftheearth

"Counting all the assholes in the room Well I’m definitely not alone, well I’m not alone” #nowplaying #Volbeat Still Counting #assholes #notalone #metal

owmeex

smilefor-medarling

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

ironyofchokingonjacksdick

21fortheroad-deactivated2016083

goals

sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

melzinoff

And the son is more mature than her.

sizvideos

thebabbagepatch

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

singthe-bodyelectric

What the fuck

ryumain

lvcidrabbit

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

toocooltobehipster

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070

Click here to watch the video

yogaboi

At first I though this was a joke

hypo-thermic

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

kerplunkers-deactivated20200804

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

theouijagirl-deactivated2014062

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help. One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time. No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

laraleecupcake

#standing up for male victims takes NOTHING away from female victims #this isn’t an either/or scenario #you can pursue justice for male victims and still be 100% feminist #safer world for EVERYONE

disneyvillainsforjustice

Please, if you witness abuse, no matter WHO the recipient is, report it. If someone you know if being abused (not just physically - in any way) help them. Connect them to resources. Gender doesn’t matter in this case - no one deserves to be abused. National Domestic Abuse Hotline - Mod Dawes Sr.