A FFXIV commission done for my friend @deathscar of his Warrior of Light's Azem: Nyx! Commission Info

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A FFXIV commission done for my friend @deathscar of his Warrior of Light's Azem: Nyx! Commission Info
*hops around my room on one foot trying to pull my pants up like a teen boy who’s about to miss his bus in an 80’s movie*
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
A Russian, an American, and a British admiral were having a drink on an American aircraft carrier. They were talking about the bravery of their sailors.
The Russian said, “I will demonstrate the bravery of our sailors.”
He calls a sailor over and says, “Jump off the ship. Swim under it and climb back up.”
The sailor promptly salutes and jumps off the flight deck, swims under the ship, climbs up the davits and stands in front of the admiral and salutes.
The Russian says, “That, gentlemen, is courage.“
The American says, “That’s nothing.”
He calls over a PO and says, “I want you to jump off the bows. Swim under the ship to the stern and then return.”
The PO salutes, jumps off the bow, swims to the stern, and climbs back up to stand in front of the admiral and salutes.
The American says, “That, gentlemen, is courage.“
The British admiral says, “That’s nothing. Sailor, come here.”
The matelot comes to attention and salutes.
The admiral says, “I want you to climb the highest mast on the carrier, jump off, swim under the boat from bow to stern and then from beam to beam then climb up the mast and do it again.“
The matelot looks at the admiral and says, “You can fuck right off, sir!”
The admiral turns to the other two and says, “And that, gentlemen, is courage.”
Love the puns from Pun Hub
DCEASED horror flick homage variant covers
IT, A Nightmare on Elm Street and The Nun variants by Yasmine Putri
Final Destination variant by Tasia M.S.
by Yasmine Putri
From DCeased: A Good Day to Die #1 Yasmine Putri variant
Adding these two from DCeased: Unkillables because, wow
Yasmine Putri
DCeased: Dead Planet #1 variant by Ben Oliver
DCeased: Dead Planet #2 variant by Ben Oliver
THERE’S ANOTHER ONE?!
Is Chikorita okay? =0
He is fine
Unmute to add 10 years to your life
My current favourites from r/trippingthroughtime.
Bonus:
Sunset: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Twilight: Myxine circifrons
Sunset: Oh shit that's an actual thing?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Sunset: Fsh
By the way, Kit REALLY likes dig boxes.
unrestrained summer fun
Entry #482
Finally dumps this info after holding onto it for like 2 years.
Also this song.
this is superior humor
[Group Chat]
Sunset: ADSFDFGHKJ
Rarity: what is that
Sunset: it’s a keyboard smash
Rarity: how do I do it
Sunset: just press anything
Rarity: 7
[Group Chat]
Sunset: ADSFDFGHKJ
Rarity: what is that
Sunset: it’s a keyboard smash
Rarity: how do I do it
Sunset: just press anything
Rarity: 7