Kyoraku creates a discord server for the Captain meetings
Since the shinigamis have been granted the power of the internet. Head captain Kyoraku decided to create a discord server for the meetings as an experiment because he feels quite too lazy to start a meeting.
Soifon spamming the server with black cat pictures
Kyoraku: Captain Soifon, please stop sending those cat pictures
Soifon: It’s Yoruichi-sama. *continues spamming*
Rukia sends her Chappy drawings all the time and gets a lot of reactions and compliments.
Rukia: Look at my masterpiece! *sends Chappy drawing*
Isane: That’s cute drawing *heart emoji*
Byakuya: Keep it up your good work for the clan
Rukia: Nii-sama *starry eyes gif*
Because Soifon still continued spamming black cat pictures, Rukia joined and turned into a spam war and so… they both got kicked out.
Mayuri is given the role of admin to take care of all the technical parts of the server.
And since he gets annoyed easily, he basically kicks everyone out, and the owner of the server (head captain) has to add them in again. And in the end he became the only one kicked out of the server.
Kyoraku: Reason for banning Mayuri, because he was being annoying. *reacted with an ok_hand emoji, by Hitsugaya*
Kyoraku: Another reason is changing our name to something inappropriate
Kyoraku: and kicking everyone out many times for no reason.
Byakuya is the one who buys nitro, because he is the richest captain, he would also use his custom emoji all the time. Then he’d buy nitro and give it to his sister Rukia so they can have the best of the best.
Hitsugaya is not allowed in the NSFW channel. (why is there even a NSFW channel?)
Hitsugaya: Can someone tell me why I do not have access to the NSFW channel?
Jushiro: Sorry, Shiro! I don’t think it’s a good idea giving you access to that channel. It isn’t something you should see at this young age.
Hitsugaya: But… I’m not a little kid!
Shinji knows everything about the app as he had used before in the human world to flirt with people.
Isane would be too shy to get on vc so she only types, but she gets ignored, because no one ever read the chats
Isane: Does no one know how to read?
Kiyone: No. They are ignoring your text
Kiyone: Don’t you know that no one ever read the chat when they are on voice chat.
The only good thing about this is that Kenpachi would actually be there on time because he doesn’t get lost. But when he gets into arguments with Mayuri, he ends up smashing the computer thousands of times.
Ikkaku: Captain! Stop breaking our computers! We don’t have enough money to keep buying you new computers!
Kenpachi: Stop giving me weaklings!
He would put music on the voice chat very loud, and the others can’t hear his voice over the music
Kira: Captain, please keep your music down, the others can’t hear you.
Rose: What? I can’t hear you.
Kira: TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC!
Kensei: Or just kick him out
Kyoraku: In conclusion… Let’s stop using discord in future meetings. And stop being such idiots.
Kensei: And… he’s at it again.