HELLO WORLD!

HIYA PALS I'M DEBBIE!

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some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

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I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS

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omg he literally looked at the leaves that fell into his water and went ‘hmmm…why not?’

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…tea

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I LAUGHED SO HARD

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A Facebook screenshot in a Twitter screenshot posted to tumblr

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modern art

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If Vader dad-joked his way through the Star Wars series

My other Star Wars stuff here

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I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD” AND NOW I’M JUST. I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL

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Is Russia even real

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I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

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to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

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Strip club customers when they’re trying to be interesting

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my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.” - woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door - rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

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by Mr. Lovenstein

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Millie reacting to pop rocks.

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She’s like a tiny Julie Andrews keep her safe forever

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It happened about 8:45 p.m. Monday at the intersection of Nancy Street and Washington Street East in Charleston.

 James Harvey Means , who is 15, accidentally bumped into  William Pulliam while walking in the street. The interaction ended with James getting shot twice. James was taken to CAMC General where he was pronounced dead. And his killer ate dinner after that and went to his friend’s house…Then he was arrested and told the officers :  “The way I look at it, that’s another piece of trash off the street.”

KIDS are dying because of racism. This HAS to be stopped. I just can’t take it anymore.

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today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”