I'm just waking up to go back to bed.

Author of Flatline an LGBTQIA+ romance, avaliable on Amazon. Silver85 on AO3.

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Master Fic List

Hello all! Here you can find the collection of all my fics: Silver85 - Works | Archive of Our Own

Below is a list of my Willow Series that I've written/currently writing. If any strike your fancy, please check them out. My ask box is always open and I love talking about any of my works.

Loving Me Loving You, (AWOOOO) - Silver85 - Willow (TV 2022) [Archive of Our Own]

Ratings T-E / Summary: Jade has relocated to the most beautiful, secluded woods when she accepts a job as a private Lumberjack for a Mr. Ballentine. The job comes with some amazing perks; her own gorgeous cabin, minimal interaction with people, and breathtaking scenery. However, these woods have a secret and one fateful night Jade stumbles on the shock of her life when she discovers that monsters are real...and they love to cuddle after a full moon.

The Architect of Catastrophe - Chapter 1 - Silver85 - Willow (TV 2022) [Archive of Our Own]

Rated E / Summary: Kit had never felt in control of her own destiny. Had never been given a choice on how she wanted to live her own life. Until now. She alone had decided this. But now she had to stand in front of the few people she loved and burn more than bridges to the ground. Her choice had been nothing more than the consequence of catastrophe. And now she was its architect. Hoping that the people she left in her wake could rebuild what she helped to destroy.

Alpha Kit - Silver85 - Willow (TV 2022) [Archive of Our Own]

Rated E / Summary: A retelling of Willow but with ABO. Alpha Kit/Alpha Jade. There are a few different fics in this realm. Including an alternate take of Nockmaar involving consentacles.

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[yashley]

"Every time we approach something fucking adorable, it goes south." "Not everything adorable is here to kill you."

bonus:

[mankillercalledbunny]

One of the sweetest things is when you post a new work on AO3 and then one of your old works gets a comment because it means that somebody read the new thing and liked it so much that they went and checked what other stuff you wrote and they liked that enough to tell you about it and I just think that is so fucking precious!! thank you thank you thank you to the people who do that, keep doing it it's the best feeling as an author

[goldfishlover73]

One of the most unhinged things is when you realize they aren't just reading an old fic but they are GOING DOWN THE LIST

😭😭😭

Readers are lovely

[mierac]

The email where it's that one person leaving kudos on multiple stories in a row? That's a good feeling. :)

[smallandsundry]

Spring commissions open!

10% off for mutuals and people who have commissioned me before.

More information under the cut:

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Portrait, line art only: $22

Half body, line art only: $38

Full body, line art only: $55

Portrait, line art + simple color: $38

Half body, line art + simple color: $55

Full body, line art + simple color: $70

Page 2 style:

Portrait: $65

Half body: $90

Full body: $120

Simple background: $45, white or simple color or a couple of colors is free.  Pricing for complex or detailed backgrounds on a per-piece basis and will be determined upfront.

Further details under the cut:

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Please be as specific as possible about your commission by providing any relevant descriptions, references, etc. that you would like me to use.

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[snedic]

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

[trin0dinz]

So basically dating Mothman would be great

[trin0dinz]

I didn’t know this was trending pls don’t let me be known for this

[nightshadeis]

@thebibliosphere

[naamahdarling]

Ohhh okay okay this is a joke bc moths eat clothes I get it now. All day I was thinking it’s just because Mothman is an insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid and this is how he rolls.

[femboycatofmystery]

Welcome to tumblr, where you can’t show Female Presenting Nipples but you can say “insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid” all you fuckin’ want.

[devoursjohnlock]

Con O’Neill, MCM Comic Con panel with Nathan Foad and Kristian Nairn, London May 27, 2023

Q: As someone who was a teenager for Section 28 Part 1, I just want to […] say a massive thank you for speaking up about Section 28 Part 2. What’s it been like at the moment, working on a show that has got such cool and interesting things to say about gender broadly and masculinity more specifically?

[greyheadedjaco]

[drowningwithbutter]

The almost-kiss from episode 5, but with Xander Rodzinski’s full score instead of it cutting into Crimson and Clover at the end

[qu4kerider]

i was rewatching solo: a star wars story the other day (after ages) and almost cried seeing erin and warwick sharing the scene four years before willow 😭

LOOK AT THEM 🥹

I MISS THEM. ALL. 😭

[scifi-women]

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “enemies to lovers: zombie apocalypse edition” prompts 

Requested by: Anonymous Request: “I know this is pretty specific, but I am hyper fixating on the apocalypse rn, so what do you think about enemies to lovers prompts, but in the apocalypse?? Love your acc so much!!” 

“As much as I hate you and want you dead, I don’t want to have to witness seeing you being eaten by one of those fuckers.”

“Are you actually brainless and think the zombies won’t get you? What made you think that was a good fucking idea?”

“Leave if you don’t want to die too—” “Funnily enough, I don’t want you to die alone.”

“Oh, so now you want to act like you give a shit about me—” “I’ve always given a shit about you, I just didn’t know how to show it until I saw you being attacked like that by someone who isn’t me.” 

“Why’d you save me? Thought you wanted me dead.” “Well, I want the reason to be me, not by the hands of some infected wanker.” 

“Oh, I’m sure zombies wouldn’t want to eat someone who clearly doesn’t have a fucking brain anyway, so why are you so scared?” “Well, I guess you and zombies have something in common. You’re attracted to brainless people like me.” “Who— what?! What utterly preposterous accusation is that?!” 

“You stupid idiot! You could have died out there like that! And here you were, talking about wanting to get out of this alive and shit!”

“We’re in the apocalypse, for God’s sake! Stop giving each other those bedroom eyes,” Character C complains. Their complaints are met by flabbergasted sounds and noises which resemble denial from both Character A and B.

“Oh my God, you fucking stink!” “Yeah, well, you don’t smell of roses and daisies yourself so let’s get some sleep and conserve our energy for later.” “You’re telling me to share this makeshift bed with you?” 

“Why did you… You could have gotten bitten yourself!” “Yeah, well, I clearly care more about your survival than I would have realised, and my former self would have liked.” 

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[gunpowdercarousel]

Honestly MAJOR missed opportunity for Karlach to have some kind of permanent 'buff' that deals minor fire damage to anyone who touches her in melee. Like obviously it'd be strong for fighting beasts, because every time they hit her with claws/fangs they take damage, but just from a STORY-TELLING ASPECT?

How heartbreaking would it be when you're trying to cast Cure Wounds on her? In order to heal her, you have to hurt yourself and she KNOWS IT. You go to cast Longstrider on the party and you hesitate as you reach Karlach. Yeah, it's only a few points of damage, it's not that big a deal, but does she REALLY need it? Is it worth it?

You linger, hesitate. You realize you don't want to touch her. You realize that's what EVERYONE thinks when they see her. You realize she KNOWS You're hesitating, staring at her sheepishly as you try to think of whether or not it's worth the pain just to help her.

You learn to support her from a distance. Healing Word. It's not as effective, but you don't need to get hurt for her sake. And so she learns to get used to receiving help from a distance. Just words of encouragement. It's all anyone wants to give her. Maybe it's all she'll ever get.

Aid? Bardic Inspiration? You don't need to touch her to give it to her. You can keep her at a distance and not get burned. And you're still helping her.

It's just... cold.

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

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[ngk-they-said]

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”

[parttimepunner]

Pour one out for a real one.

[theforesteldritch]

Reading up on him, he was a pretty cool guy. He was one of the first people to stand up to John Money about his theories of gender development and position that intersex infants should receive surgery and never be told about it using his abuse of David Reimer as ‘proof’, asserting that Money didn’t have the evidence and standing his ground even when Money straight up started screaming at him. And then later he was proven right when he got into contact with David Reimer, not only discovering proof that Money was wrong but also how abusive and horrific Money had been. He then went on to write advocating for intersex and trans rights and to avoid unnecessary procedures on intersex people without full informed consent and that intersex people are part of natural human variation and that we deserve acceptance and not to be treated like a disorder.

[theforesteldritch]

A quote I really like from him: ‘Nature loves diversity, society hates it’

[lifesgrandparade]

Ah yes of course, like the all you can eat shrimp was simply too generous sounded like a fucking dumb explanation

[parentheticalaside]

Also their largest shareholder, a seafood distributor, maneuvered things so they became the sole supplier of breaded shrimp for the chain. Think of how much breaded shrimp Red Lobster buys.

One of the other fun tricks of private equity firms is to charge the company to be managed by them. Imagine if your boss charged you literal actual dollars to be managed by them.

It's kinda funny how often people think there are machinations behind the scenes, but as long as there's a good joke, they don't look further. A big chain doesn't go bankrupt because of a single $11 million loss due to a shrimp promotion. (Also, btw, they were forced to make that losing promotion permanent instead of time limited.)

[ouijawaydidhego]