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Podcast where every week someone different interviews me, and if they ask something I've answered before, they get Nickelodeon slimed, so episode one is like, "Where are you from? What's your favorite color?" but episode one-hundred is like, "How many birds would you estimate you saw on the family vacation to Yellowstone you took when you were seven?" and they still get slimed.

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This post is only mildly funny by virtue of the fact that it takes place in a world where I'm capable of answering questions.

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Great candles for anyone named Patrick or Emily!

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party emilk in the house tonight

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[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

stability

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

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this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

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And I haven’t even seen Justin Timberlake on my dash yet.

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Jokes for People Who Overthink Everything (x)

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A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany.

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This is my favorite sign.

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His knees gave in near the top 😂

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Lmfaoooooooooooo

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Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That.