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nami who discovers sanji’s fear of bugs after he comes running to her rescue when he hears her screech after finding a beetle in her trees and instead of bravely getting rid of it for her he lets out a screech of his own and freezes in place, turning to her with the widest eyes and most apologetic expression on his face

#man I am collecting Sanji hcs left and right tonight lmao #you're so right tho #the twink and the redhead may be a fantastic combo in combat #but bugs? yeah you can't tell me Sanji wouldn't do this lmao

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Working at a restaurant sucks ass but the little nerd in me whenever I’m doing side work is like ‘you’re a valuable member of the Baratie’s staff and god willing one day you’ll get to watch Roronoa Zoro throw down in your parking lot.’

#sanji really do be living the dream don't he #(I do not work in a restaurant but I stg every time I enter my kitchen I can almost feel his spirit possessing me lmao)

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Little quirks and moments about Zoro that Sanji finds incredibly endearing but won't admit to it so he teases him about it instead:

Zoro's loud laugh that sounds like a dog barking.

The fact that he has the literal entire history of swords memorized, and yet he still has no idea how the water cycle works despite it being explained to him a dozen times. Even Luffy understood it on the third try.

His complete aversion to pimple popping. Seeing it, doing it, makes him gag on the spot. Unfortunately for him, Sanji is very addicted to popping his own and Zoro's pimples...

When he calls spaghetti "sketti" and donuts "festive bagels".

The fact that he can whine about not wanting to be seen getting sick, and yet he'll yell for Sanji to get back in the bathroom to support him like a good boyfriend. Like what do you want!? Do you not want Sanji to see you in your most vulnerable position, or do you want him there comforting you in your most vulnerable position??? 😭 And no. He usually isn't drunk in these moments. Hungover or down with the flu, but definitely not entirely impaired.

How stupidly he giggles and grins at the words butt, boner, and fart.

The silly way his cheeks puff out like a chipmunk when he eats.

The insane way he knows exactly how many jelly beans can fit in his nose. WHY he needed to know the exact amount scares Sanji. The how, not so much. He unfortunately watched Zoro shove jellybeans up his nose to prove his statement to Usopp and Luffy. And yet it only made him fall more for the dumbass.... Yes. Even when he had to help get one bean out of his nose before Chopper found out and killed all four men for doing/encouraging something so stupid.

How easy it is to make him blush and stammer.

His plushie collection he thinks is perfectly hidden away in the crows nest where no one can find it, but in fact both Sanji and Franky have found it so far.

Little quirks and moments about Sanji that Zoro finds incredibly endearing but won't admit to it so he teases him about it instead:

How he sometimes snorts or laughs incredibly loud, with his whole body, bent over or literally slapping his knee.

When he really gets into a topic, he starts to pace and talks with his hands going this way and that.

His novelty sock and tie collection.

The very incorrect way he pronounces squirrel, and when he does try saying it correctly he stumbles and stutters the entire time.

The fact he can do a one handed handstand perfectly, but cannot, even if his life depends on it, pat his head and rub his belly and vice versa at the same time.

His stupid bird calls and enthusiasm to identify birds. The same goes for identifying fish.

The way he mutters and talks or sings to himself while he's cooking or cleaning and thinks no one can hear him.

How he plays with/twirls his hair when he's deep in thought.

He names his jar of pickled foods; pickled beets? More like Samantha. Pickled eggs? That's Gregory. Pickled sardines? Usopp's Ticket To Hell For Making Him Pickle Sardines.

The way he sleeps curled up into a ball.

His memorized knowledge of constellations.

His STRONG denial when he's caught wearing reading glasses, insists that he wasn't wearing them and he doesn't even need reading glasses, what the hell are you on about, his eyes are perfect and they are fine!

#oh Sanji has every right to deny the reading glasses #if he wore those more often he'd probably kill a man #(Zoro is the man lmao)

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reminder: don’t forget to kiss your pets today ♡

#i would if they let me #but alas I have four cats #and so I must make do with face pushes and pattos #*in a Markiplier voice* I AM A MAN WITH FOUR CATS

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lazard gets annoyed with asgz and as punishment (And totally not for some peace and quiet) makes them walk the stairwell top to bottom and bottom to top how do they do

*Scene: somewhere around the 19th floor of the Shinra stairwell. All four are sweating, breathing hard, except Zack*

Genesis: This is it. My final hour. Tell the world I perished climbing an endless monument to bureaucracy. That man has sent us to our deaths!

Angeal, panting: You've said that on every floor since 5!

Genesis: And I mean it every time!

Zack, bounding up two steps at a time: You guys are just out of shape! This is great cardio! I feel alive! My thighs are singing, my ass looks great, and I've never felt better.

Sephiroth: The incline induces muscular fatigue and elevated cardiovascular strain. This exercise is designed to increase one's misery.

Genesis, gritted teeth: And yet you're perfect as ever. Look, not one hair out of place.

Angeal: Yeah, Sephiroth, got any tips on how to make this more bearable?

Sephiroth: I suppose setting a goal could help. Something motivating. A reward when we reach the top... or something to run from. But we don't need tricks or gimmicks. We're men. We're SOLDIER. Motivation is a crutch.

Angeal: Damn right.

Genesis: I agree.

Zack: Hell yeah.

*They reach the 20th floor, R&D. Hojo is waiting in the stairwell, holding a scalpel and a tranquilizer gun*

Hojo: Oh, good. Just what I needed. Four healthy SOLDIER specimens for my next experiment.

Sephiroth: RUN.

*Everyone suddenly finds god and perfect cardiovascular form. Genesis bolts at a speed previously unknown to humans. Angeal launches himself up three steps at a time. Sephiroth throws Zack over his shoulder without a word and starts sprinting, soul already halfway to the roof*

Hojo:

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More than a year later and I'm still fucking DYING reading this LMFAO

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Ace my beloved 🔥

#man I sure do love Ace #I hope nothing bad happens to him #*laughs in denial*

You know you're part of the Straw Hat Crew when you're crying over a ship

#except she's not just a ship #she's part of the crew too #the going merry #one piece

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One Piece: Water Seven/Enies Lobby Review

So, I'm currently watching One Piece as my new obsession (because this anime is in the Top 3 of all time for a REASON HOLY SHIT) and here are my thoughts so far (as of episode 269):

Franky's "your existence is not a sin" line got to me, man, that was beautiful

I LOVE Luffy's little exertion noises (I'm watching it subbed), he sounds like a cat and it's ADORABLE to me

Sanji and Zoro's dynamic is never not funny, and it only got better after Davy Back Fight imo

I'm not even AT the part that gets even grown men crying and I've felt my eyes sting for the Merry, in a few episodes I'm gonna be SOBBING for sure

Robin deserves the world and more, frankly, she's dealt with enough shit in her life

I. Love. Franky. Full stop.

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OH MY GOD ROBIN AS A CHILD IS FUCKING ADORABLE I'M LOSING MY MIND RN

One Piece: Water Seven/Enies Lobby Review

So, I'm currently watching One Piece as my new obsession (because this anime is in the Top 3 of all time for a REASON HOLY SHIT) and here are my thoughts so far (as of episode 269):

Franky's "your existence is not a sin" line got to me, man, that was beautiful

I LOVE Luffy's little exertion noises (I'm watching it subbed), he sounds like a cat and it's ADORABLE to me

Sanji and Zoro's dynamic is never not funny, and it only got better after Davy Back Fight imo

I'm not even AT the part that gets even grown men crying and I've felt my eyes sting for the Merry, in a few episodes I'm gonna be SOBBING for sure

Robin deserves the world and more, frankly, she's dealt with enough shit in her life

I. Love. Franky. Full stop.

#one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro #sanji #straw hat pirates #luffy

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onJun 29

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#VOTE TENNA #IT'S A HARD CHOICE #BUT TENNA HAS TO COME OUT ON TOP!!

JJK SEASON 4 TRAILER DROPPED

AND Y'ALL

WE WILL BE EATING GOOD WITH THIS ONE

Hakari vs. Kashimo (and the discourse of Hakari's theme FINALLY being solved), Yuki and Choso vs. Kenjaku (that'll be REALLY interesting to see), and the end of the trailer... The end's got me scared, not gonna lie

(I binge-read the manga in January and... The next time Yuji's vow comes up... Let's just say things get real bad real fast)

I will say, though - be ready to lock in when Hakari pops domain

#hakari kinji #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #kenjaku #yuki tsukumo #yuji itadori #sukuna #ryomen sukuna

Just A Puppet: Chapter 13 is up!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

WOOOOO NEW CHAPTER FINALLY

Ngl I had this written like six months ago and then just... forgot to post it, so it's been burning a hole in my wips for a long time. But WE'RE BACK, BABY! Just in time for Deltarune Chapter 5 too - it comes out on the 24th of June, if you didn't know!

Enjoy!

#deltarune spamton #spamtenna #spamton g spamton #mr ant tenna #tenna deltarune #deltarune tenna #ant tenna