why

[charmancler]

when someone asks what i want to do with my life

[robothugscomic]

New comic! (link)

I don’t care if they can’t understand me. They may be garbage cats, but they’re my garbage cats.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Well there goes my heart

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

So sad to see what we’re doing to our home

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

when you open a text just to get rid of the notification 

[mothurs]

me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start

[zappavolta]

[memewhore]

[ohfuckitsgeorj-blog-deactivated]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

thank god he is still with us

[thebootydiaries]

it sure is

[takanashiia]

The sticker my friend put on his dashboard for whenever anyone complains about his driving.

[ryumain]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[ksniasolo]

[alone-intheshadows-deactivated2]

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

[stoneroses]

my birth:

my life:

my death:

[decayinghumancarcass]

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

[legends-canon]

Is this erotica