˗ˏˋ ✞ ˎˊ˗ Ⓐuthor ˗ˏˋ ✞ ˎˊ˗

⫘⫘ ☭ ⫘⫘ #1 decepticon glazer and simp 🤩 ALL HAIL LORD MEGATRON 🙇🏻‍♂️ ˚₊‧⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺‧₊˚ Adult 🥰

[lovecasualty]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me

[carolsturka]

[parozi]

i dont abuse substances i love them

[kinkyspark]

Oh.

I'm definitely not into detrans.

But.

Holy fuck. sissification on the other hand.

Acknowledge that I'm a dude and dress me like a girly little sissy slut.

Holy fuck.

[transingthoseformers]

I feel like there's a fun push and pull you can accomplish if you put megalord coded interactions and megatarn coded interactions in the same timeslots during the war as a fun little exploration of Overlord's obsessive dynamic with Megatron vs Tarn's obsessive dynamic with Megatron (and all the points where Megatron doesn't really dissuade them either :3)

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.

[gala-xyzz]

okay.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I got the reverse

[decepticon-cyclepath]

I also was born and live in Germany and I usually make a good German... until I don't

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[krasnoarmeyets]

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

[anatheyma]

#dailyaffirmations

[yellowstabilizingservo-06]

Mmmmm more fights that involve transforming/alt modes.

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[durandahlia]

[buttliqour]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to do drugs

[lazarusemma]

“An “angel” is anything that carries out a mission for God. This includes forces of nature. […] Photosynthesis? That’s an angel. Gravity? An angel. Magnetism? Angel. The Midrash in Bereishis Rabbah (chapter 1) says than an angel only performs one job. That job doesn’t have to be destroying Sodom; it could be peristalsis, centripetal force or condensation.”

— Rabbi Jack Abramowitz, Angels (via he-harim)

[headspace-hotel]

Im obsessed with this idea and I will not be able to stop thinking about the angel that caramelizes onions

[copperbadge]

I am also obsessed but I’m considering the idea that caramelizing onions is really just an example of the Maillard reaction, which is also what causes bread to toast, chicken skin to crisp up when you roast a chicken, cheese to brown on pizza, and milk to become caramel. 

Basically I’m saying that there could be an angel of the Maillard reaction and they really won the angel mission jackpot. 

[dduane]

This will, of course, also be the angelic Power responsible for bacon getting brown and crispy when you fry it.  :)

(And a side issue for those linguistically interested: the Greek word from which the English “angel” is derived, Αγγελος / angelos, just means “messenger”. …For certain values of “just.”)

[animatedamerican]

(Making it a precise translation for the original Hebrew word, מַלְאָך / malach, which means, yes, “messenger.”)

I do very much like the idea of the angel of the Maillard reaction. For a terrible cross-linguistic pun, we can suppose that its name is Carmiel.

[copperbadge]

CARMIEL I AM SCREAMING

[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture is being in a relationship before realizing you’re aro and half the time thinking “I mean we’re gonna break up anyway” 😭 like it was a constant “we’re in high school this is not gonna last” and the relief/anxiety it gave me was wild

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