[punished-venom-solitair-e]

if nintendo wants me to pay eighty of god's own dollars for a video game it better blow the cock clean off my torso. if nintendo expects me to drop eighty big ones to play the new mario kart bowser better step out of the screen and fuck me so hard as to turn every bone south of my eighth vertebrae into a fine powder. i need to be made into the worlds wettest sandbag from the waist down to justify that eighty dollar price tag

[decidedtofeelaliveagain]

I’m back bitches

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

[chainsawpunk]

[valtsv]

👉👈 bro what if… our plague doctor mask beaks accidentally touched… and we were in quarantine together… haha just kidding… unless? 😳

[amiti-art]

Bnha manga right now

[shittyidea]

Reverse Robin Hood where you rob the poor and give to the rich

[procyonvulpecula]

[beavesaintmarie]

#u know what’s so cool about this photo? #they both dead and in hell

[k1eu]

[laqueus]

Uh-oh sisters! *phantom of the opera overture plays*

[10000bc]

sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin

[heckayeah]

I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout

[bumble-bee-pd]

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

[liquidstar]

anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

[liquidstar]

i feel like i should clarify, when i said i was afraid i was doing it wrong i didnt mean “am i paying the correct way? am i taking the right bus?” i mean “are there social rules to this thing? a specific place i should be expected to sit by social convention? should i be looking out the window? is not being on my phone weird? am i not behaving within the boundaries of whats considered ‘normal’ bus etiquette? can everyone tell im Abnormal and Weird?”

[adonischildsupportcase]

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

Mind y’all business

[chill0naperochingona]

[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[princessrhcenyra]

this is too real. thanks i hate it

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[egg-rolls]

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats