I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Diedre. 35. She/They. I’m just doing my best.

[ghostunderstairs]

everyone talking about star wars day smh it's like y'all really forgot about the eve of St. George's day? do you not know that to-night, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway? like do you seriously know where you are going and what you are going to??

[re-dracula]

Re: Dracula is Dracula Daily for your ears! Listen to the story with a full cast of voice actors and immersive sound design - all for free on your favorite podcast app!

[sugar-for-ashes]

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[decipheringdiedre]

the problem with making a habit of reading before bed is that I’ve conditioned myself to get sleepy every time I try to read a book

[programmedbeasts]

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

[lesbiantomservo]

[snozzberries96]

Love that this is at the end

[ikimaru]

"mirror mirror on my phone, who's the baddest?

✨ us, hello? ✨"

[magnus-liber]

[thememedaddy]

[trashcanprince]

first sunlight in 200 years

[decipheringdiedre]

The clinic called me at 6:30 am because my physical therapist called out sick so I need to reschedule my appointment. Unfortunately I didn’t get to the phone in time but I called them back as soon as the voicemail popped up. Their stupid phone menu won’t even let me get through to a real person until the clinic officially opens at 8 am.

So let me get this straight, you called me 30 seconds ago but I have to wait an hour and a half to actually talk to you.

[decipheringdiedre]

Now that it’s shorts season I realized my leg brace provides a convenient viewing window for my shiny new scar

[orchis-simia]

[decipheringdiedre]

okay so i only know the very very basics of sewing, but i’ve for some reason watched a lot of cosplay content on youtube while on medical leave and now i’m playing veilguard looking at the hunting plumage armor thinking “I could totally make that”

[blignick]

[ookamimonster]

gone fishin' 🎣

[kobylas]

I must tend to this, but I'd be delighted if we found each other later.

[rom-e-o]

@quill-pen-and-the-fictional-men The bashful glance away, though.