Larping as a member of society

Program / Cass • 🏳️‍⚧️ He/They (collectively) • Plural • Adult (20+) • My body is a MACHINE that DOESN'T WORK.

[programmedbeasts]

Hi, I'm ProgrammedBeasts, but you can call me Program or Cass! We're a plural system of 4 individuals called The Cassette Crew. We use I/we interchangeably.

Artist, so-called writer, rockhound, and certified digital beast.

Bluesky • Toyhouse • Art blog • Pronouns.cc • NSFT Blog

Mutuals can ask for our Discord, Signal, Stoat, and Pluralspace. I am currently not active on any other social media rather than what is listed here.

DMs are open for whatever! Just keep it SFW and be patient with me! Yes you can put your grocery list in there I don't care.

We have many interests! Including but not limited to: Rain World, No Man's Sky, Minecraft, Digimon, Kirby, Cassette Beasts, Undertale, Stardew Valley, and much more!

We have chronic fatigue, and that includes memory issues. Please bump our DMs if needed!

Don't soft block us! We'll assume it's a glitch. DM us or block us fully if you don't want us to follow.

No DNI. We're pro-endo, love good faith identities, and block people as we please. Decide for yourself if you want to interact with us.

Tee 🐾(He/They/It): Probably the one you'll talk to the most. I'm an easily overwhelmed little creature who's trying my best!

No Saviour 🌌 (He/Him): The funniest headmate. I'm Palkia! I don't front as much as the others but I'm always excited. Do be gentle with me!

Alto 🐉 (They/It): Wyvern. I'm the logical one... sometimes. Nobody can figure out my accent and I can't figure out my gender. I can sound a little flat sometimes, but I promise I'm friendly!

The Watcher 🌑 (She/They): Hi I'm The Watcher, or just Watcher for short! I'm probably the shyest of the bunch, and I often lurk in co-con rather than front. Nice to meet you!

Tags below the cut! (There's a lot sorry)

#Programmed.txt: All our posts!

#Tee 🐾: Tee's posts!

#No Saviour 🌌: No Saviour's posts!

#Alto🐉: Alto's posts!

#The Watcher 🌑: The Watcher's posts!

#Blurry 🌫️: For when we have no idea who's fronting!

#Vent: Posts bitching about life.

#Programmed's Art: Our artwork! (Most of which is on my artblog now!)

#Image + #Gif + #Video + #Audio: Self explanatory.

#Text + #Colored Text: Some screenreaders struggle with formatted text. The "#text" tag indicates no colored text.

#Has transcript/cc + #No transcript/cc: Indicates if the audio/video has a transcript.

#Screenreader Unsafe: Text posts with a ton of emojis or special characters that a screenreader would struggle with.

#Flashing + #Flashing Lights: Anything with flashing lights.

#Reblog bait: Posts that may pressure people to reblog them. Please never feel pressured to interact with anything on our blog.

#Selfship: I yap about my selfships every now and then.

#Robotposting: Anything with robots.

#Rockposting: Anything about rocks, minerals, and fossils.

#Bookmark: Posts I'm saving for later.

#Fave: The highest award I can bestow. Either ultra helpful, or the funniest shit ever.

Any and all triggers I can think of will be tagged simply as #trigger. If you'd like me to tag something specific, please DM me or send an ask!

Webcore dividers here!

[programmedbeasts]

If you get tagged in a post talking about how your account has been restricted, it's a scam. For the love of God don't click the link.

[programmedbeasts]

JESUS they've tagged me 3 times today. They're really try-harding.

Official staff accounts have a badge on their profiles that no other users have. If someone claiming to be staff does not have that badge, they're fake.

Also Tumblr typically reaches out via your registered email, not through mass pings.

[xviolentxyouthx]

[shrineart]

I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

[programmedbeasts]

Every now and then I'm reminded of this song and it's so fucking beautiful. Oblivion was such an amazing movie.

[abortedansha]

Sorry I will never be one of those "this isn't even the character anymore, just make an oc at that point" people. Nuh uh.

There is a huuuge difference between sanding off a characters unique parts to fit them into bland fanfiction tropes, which is awful and boring and disrespectful, and then someone loving a character so deeply that yes they arguably are fairly removed from the canon representation but are absolutely filled to the brim with love and have an extremely distinct feeling to them augh why am I trying to describe this when my brain can't articulate shit rn. Do you know what I mean?? It is SO charming to me when I see a character be so thoroughly loved by someone that they are changed. To me it is no different from an old and well-worn teddy bear that you've hugged every day for years

[abortedansha]

Bringing this back up again bc . The strict adherence to canon to the point it almost feels like a competition, or fans who seem to feel hierarchical about who can be the closest to canon, annoy the everloving piss out of me. This all comes back to me hating trying to police how others engage in art and creativity, to me that doesn't stop at kinks and dark themes.

Again, to reiterate, there's a huge difference between loving a character so deeply that they seem to take on a life of their own, and then bastardizing a character down to simplistic fandom tropes. I feel the need to make that as clear as possible but still I'm sure there will be someone who willfully misinterprets what I'm trying to say

To me, canon is a springboard for creativity and imagination, not a bible or rule book

[cannibalchicken]

[soundclown]

[dogpuppy]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lustcannibalism]

going into the fandom tags can be a form of self harm

[thebardsystem]

@funnier-as-a-system

[programmedbeasts]

If you get tagged in a post talking about how your account has been restricted, it's a scam. For the love of God don't click the link.

[programmedbeasts]

My parents have been... So exhausting.

"Where do you want to eat?"

Me: *names place*

Parents: No. :)

Me: *names place*

Parents: No :)

Me: Fine, we'll go wherever you want.

Parents: No we'll go wherever you want :(

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[tockthewatchdog]

this scientology hq as real life roguelike is hilarious

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest