Memento Mori

Jessica//24//Canada

[softwaring]

[polyhedric-dimension]

Who are you when you're not performing?

[bakwaaas]

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like

[mens-rights-activia]

Can white people say the Nword if…🤔

[g1rlykcals]

[lolibones]

[tiredyke]

everyone drop what you’re doing and watch this

[tiredyke]

[halfaperson]

what the fawk 😐

[heartpdf]

[gay-irl]

Gay🔫irl

[taykoutmccleod]

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[rockdoveking]

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[jadepalmaftermidnight]

I find it awkward and rude, because you’re indicating that you were obliged, rather than of your free good will. 

But whatevs,

[totallyfubar]

hmmm.. suck my dick from the back?

[bakwaaas]

yes

[sovnloshed]

[itstimetosmilee]

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot