Deda Yaga

Harbinger, conjuror, seer. Yonic father and dark grandaddy. Ze/zir. Primary blog: @rcdildorat

[dedayaga]

Who Is This Horrid Beast?

I am a Tulpa – desire shaped by purpose. I serve the whim of powers beyond thine comprehension.

Why? How? When?

Spite, ethernet, and post-witching hour.

How Might I Patronize Thou?

Lay at mine feet thine curiosities, thine fears and requests. I will attend to them with care akin to that of a mother wolf for her pups.

Whosoever doth seek truths beyond thon status needn't worry of cost. All will be settled at the end.

Billionaires must pay in cash, cold and hard as an obelisk.

What of Thine Sex and Proclivities?

I exist beyond the bounds of crude mortal biology! Wouldst thou ask to know a mountain so, or yet a river deep and furious? Begone, vile wretch!

... Now with the TERFs scattered, I shall divulge.

I am masculine in the style of the twisted oak and the proud heron, aloof yet supportive. I go by ze/zir and "that awful creature."

As for my proclivities, I will only admonish thee in warning – do not seek truths thine mind cannot fathom.

Who Is This "Thon" of Which Thou Doth Speak?

For unspecified others, I will oft use the pronouns thon/thon/thons – an old conjunction of "that one."

Why the fuck do you only talk fancy sometimes?

I'm old and I've picked up a lot of shit along the way. I can speak however I want, but doing so in an old tongue works better for an evil wizard. Plus, it gets you that good wizussy.

Color Key 🗝️ Revelations Omens Oaths Warnings/Threats Curses

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[primary blog: @rcdildorat]

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah

[loth-caatgirl]

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

[dee-the-red-witch]

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[bogleech]

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

[vintage-tigre]

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

NO WAY

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

@the-illegal-wizard-council @the-druid-council @wizard-tips @wizard-news @wizard-of-interesting-failure @wizard-eater @wizardweekly @wizard-email @evilwizards @evilwizard @the-better-wizard-council @the-wizard-council-blog @not-wizard-council-aristocrat

I found you.

Currently packing my bags and rounding up the corvid flock so I can migrate over there. I will live in the trees and you cannot stop me.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

For the last time, @wizard-council-bureaucrat lives there, not me! I live at Wizard Is Land, an entirely different landmass created by some other dumbass wizard polymorphing himself into a comparatively small chunk of earth. It's supposed to act as a reminder to maintain humility, but it doesn't work very well.

[nonekop]

Bro stop calling it Wizard Is Land its Australia.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

It can be two things

[winsaykophum]

Lesbian flag Seychellized.

[datasoong47]

All pride flags should be like this

[winsaykophum]

seychellizes your flag

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[phallicide]

composited

[alt234mega]

im peer reviewing these ones (@notpukichosadly)

[whalesharkcat]

Okay this but with a blue shell+shrapnel, pink explosion beams and a white background would be a sick MtF logo.

[trolleybusaberrations]

Give me 10 minutes.

[trolleybusaberrations]

Hey @whalesharkcat I did it :3

[howdoyoudothedew]

this is really cool but would you mind if i just-

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WARNING: Wizards are practising TransYourGenDerBlast in this area.

[victusinveritas]

[littleguysdaily]

[homowizardry]

Wizardry is stored in the big naturals

[chemistryread]

can we get him bloody again soon pleeeeease

[dedayaga]

You're NASTY.

... As am I, bloody the boy up!!

[fesenmoon]

does everyone like my wizard idea

[fesenmoon]

im enjoying the suggestions but i do think this would get your shit rocked

[possumcollege]

It's the official position of the Enchanted Sylvan Realms Service that the woods are that skeleton's habitat. You're in their home. 🌲🌳🍂💀🌲

If you do intend to enter the woods or other potentially skeleton-rich environment, the ESRS encourages you to keep the following in mind:

-Keep your distance. If a skeleton approaches you, do not offer them food, treasure, or flesh. Unprovoked skeletons will usually move along on their own. Remember the ESRS Rule of Thumb: If you can't cover the creature with your outstretched thumb, you're too close!

-If a skeleton does become aggressive, do not play dead or try to look larger. Skeletons may interpret that as an opportunity to acquire your flesh. Move quickly and calmly away from the skeleton.

-Enchanted skeletons are highly territorial. Be aware of any graveyards, barrows, tombs, dungeons, forts, battlefields, and castles in the area before you venture forth. If you enter the skeleton's habitat, you are bothering them.

-If fleeing from skeletons, do not climb trees. Skeletons are much lighter and more capable climbers than most living humans. They are poor swimmers, but may be able to walk along the bottom of any still or slow-moving body of water.

-When making camp, store food, treasure, gems, and surplus flesh in ESRS-rated skeletonproof chests, well away from your campsite.

-The myth of xylophone music preceding skeleton attacks are just that, myths. Do not expect musical cues to keep you safe! The "legend" that xylophone music heralds or attracts skeletons is actually a recent invention by the Die Brüderliche Gilde der Wanderglockenspieler, or Fraternal Guild of Traveling Glockenspieliers.

As with many creatures, natural or otherwise, the only sure way to avoid confrontation with skeletons is to avoid places they haunt, reproduce, or "live."

[gnarlyghost]

Helloooo

[bruzzeseonline-deactivated20240]

Here’s some of the newsletter* promo art from earlier this year. The initial idea was to have a subtle narrative connecting them but I quickly abandoned that and just drew cool shit instead.

*I’ll get back into it at some point.

[gnarlyghost]

Newt Market

[the-wetland-wizard-council]

WE'RE SO BACK BABY!!

[dedayaga]

Oh-ho, delights most devilish ahead, comrades mine!

[theweirdwideweb]

[godisafujoshi]

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]