[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

why do people refer to some of their kids as "furry children"? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they're a furry

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning

[t-counter]

T Count: 16

Letter Count: 185

Your T Percentage: 8.65%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.

[voweltally]

As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11

❗️Vowel Ys: 4

Total vowels: 101

[digitcounter]

123456 890

[nine out of ten]

[alphabetcompletionist]

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

is that jesus 👀👀👀

[alphabetcompletionist]

oh don't you think about it mister

[bigshort2015-deactivated2025041]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

[soupmoss]

oh sorry

[mangonetics]

[crashspyrostuff]

[pseudomantis]

[codotafterdark]

[funnytwittertweets]

[a-simple-moisture-farmer]

(via @mumblesplash​)

[konoko]

[withfangs-deactivated20230107]

bites u but i have abandonment issues so i never let go and am now a permanent ornament to your person

[luxgalador]

male anglerfish in the abyss

[depsidase]

[andreablog2]

Why on earth would someone make custom content for this….

[depsidase]

[tricotbf]

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this

[teaboot]

Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us

[drgn-trained-on-startrek-trivia]

Happy Almond Milk Year!

[teabree-shark]

Happy almond milk year!!

[sandmandaddy69]

[dunka-roo]

Biblically accurate fire hydrant

[jasper-rolls]

the more things change the more they stay the same

[honeyproducer-blog]

Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word

[existentialparisology-deactivat]

Quoth the lady, “Cuck.”

[dedcert]

“I’ll nab your cuckold” … is she saying “I’ll steal that man of yours you’ve been cucking”?

[kittydesade]

what

[septembersung]

A cancan of coke, if you will

[lesbianralzarek]

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

[lemonsweet]

[lemonsweet]

So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone

[mylordshesacactus]

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

[goddamnshinyrock]