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Stevie. Destroyer of Worlds, Stealer of Livers. Part Time Reenactor. Physicist. 23, England. Currently Obsessed with: ???

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[cylonqueen]

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[hillnerd]

every time. i reblog. every. time.

[anidalalover99]

Love this…

[onequartercanadian]

When you write a super whumpy sentence and a part of your brain is like

Woah easy there, Satan. 

[backwardsatyr]

@deebadactyl

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD SOCK BLANKET

[valtsv]

i’ve seen a lot of good character dynamics on my dash recently but there’s an excellent one i think you’re all forgetting: two people who are the smart, sensible voices of reason respected by their peers for their level-headedness and intelligence when they’re apart, but who turn into unholy chaotic disasters with zero impulse control as soon as they join forces

[valtsv]

like they each have an IQ of 160+ but whenever they’re together they cancel each other out and regress to utter Dumbass Bastard Mode™️

[backwardsatyr]

@deebadactyl have we done this?

[deebadactyl]

In general or in a story? :P

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[backwardsatyr]

Does this only appear in June? I swear I’ve never seen it in October

[pileofknives]

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[ijustreallylovedaredevil]

Looking for a random cause of death for a character? Click here.

Looking for a random city? Click here.

Looking for a random city that people have actually heard of? Click here.

Need a random surname for a character? Click here. (They also give prevalence by race, which is very helpful.)

Helpful writing tips for my friends.

[imtootiredtothinkofaname]

smallirishpotato

[nyokoko]

OH SHIT.

[justdrinktea]

A couple more resources I have open constantly:

Random motivations for your characters here!

Need some character quirks? Here and here! 

Having trouble with backstory? Here! (They have an option for fortunate and unfortunate backstories)

[midsomermaniac]

Death in the slow lane - Jones toying with Barnaby

[awwww-cute]

This Armadillo girdled lizard biting its tail looks like a mini dragon (Source: http://ift.tt/2gbfi42)

[themostradicalthing]

totes adoraboros

[backwardsatyr]

@deebadactyl

[hotrodzandpinups]

[bacon-radio-deactivated20160622]

What?

[weirdness-is-good]

DRINK DR. NUT

IT’S DELICIOUS!!!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[ultrafacts]

In 2009, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania stated that Australian wallabies had been found creating crop circles in fields of opium poppies, which are grown legally for medicinal use, after consuming some of the opiate-laden poppies and running in circles

In case anyone is wondering, here is what said crop circles look like.

(Fact Source)

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[wemblingfool]

Of all potential Crop Circle explanations, I don’t thing *anyone* saw “stoned wallabies” as a candidate, let alone the likely suspect.

[essentiallymediocre]

Let’s just take a minute.

[threefreeze]

shakespeare was ahead of his time

[natashkashai]

reblog if baby don’t hurt me just played in your head in perfect tonality

[candy-crackpot]

almost every person i know bathes/showers in the evening while i do that in the morning, i’m curious which is more wide-spread so please reblog with tags saying if you take a shower/bathe in the morning or the evening

[deebadactyl]

So I just got back from seeing a production of The Tempest in which my brother played Caliban and it was super good but I wasn't expecting Ariel to radiate such gay energy and honestly I think its EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted