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play it by ear + songs
why not watch play it by ear? we’ve got:
four bisexual teens with crushes on each other (this is not central or even necessary but it IS important to me personally)
it’s a gay bear wedding!
a song made entirely out of fake out rhymes
three animals attempting to break out of the zoo and then accidentally almost killing a child in the process
a side plot to the aforementioned episode about a divorce. unrelated to the animals for the most part. also they do rock paper scissors at one point. related to the divorce
the most incomprehensible plot known to man with some of the most banger songs known to man
janice wood
darren vapes
gay cornhole players. like genuinely just the most gay pining song i’ve ever heard. please just listen to younicycles even if you don’t watch the rest of the show. i don’t know what zach and ross were on for this one but it’s beautiful
slurnking dirnks. it doesn’t mean what you think it means
jess mckenna committing to the bit of saying huge wrong Every Time she says it
mushrooms and rocks (they’re past the time to talk)
falcon stealing shenanigans (as a metaphor for finding who you are and also finding people who love you for it)
nothing. everything. children. glass
a bunch of wolf hackers who might be furries or are just really committed to the wolf thing
actually just the best episode musically. everyone give it up for heebie jeebies i don’t know what joke to make here it’s just Good. i almost cried at a new world. that’s it
a deeply convoluted metaphor about plato’s cave but also the matrix but also daddy issues
just like. a weird amount of time dilation stuff and also people turning into dust
Watching the newest episode of parlor room and i just had to take a screen of this cause it is just perfect to me
first base: having sex for 8 years
second base: confessing your eternal love and planning a whole ass future together
third base: “…my boyfriend?” “i mean, yes. i think so. probably”
i actually can’t fucking wait for ilya to be captaining the centaurs & shane not being captain for once in his life. the dynamic is so fun to me idk LOL. first of all they’re both freaky as hell, shane is absolutely calling him captain at inopportune times & ilya gets hot and bothered abt it
SECOND of all shane no longer has to be the child prodigy. like he is, obviously, and everyone knows it, but without the C on his chest and with the centaurs’ more kind, brotherly team vibe, he finally gets to just be one of the guys. no world on his shoulders, no burden
everyone pranks captain ilya & shane is sprinting in the middle of the pack from his playful wrath. everyone gangs up on captain ilya, chirping the hell out of him, and shane uncharacteristically steps in and delivers the final blow. whole team erupts, hollering, cheering, whistling, slapping shane on the back in the locker room while ilya tries to look mad but is secretly so pleased because shane is integrating so well & he loves these boys, they’re his.
idk. smth smth shane becomes best friends with literally all of them & ilya somehow turns into the greatest source of group morale on earth by being the butt of every joke & the heart and soul of the team. i need it.
Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.
Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
ilya destroying that plate of spaghetti right before this sweet moment is so fucking funny to me. especially since the actor was actually eating the spaghetti
joke shamelessly stolen from this post:
people were very enchanted by the canadian orphans mentioned in this drawing
what do you guys think ilya and shane’s dad talked about while shane and yuna were outside
BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋
based on this
Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:
HEATED RIVALRY 1.05: I’LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING + HRTwT VERSION
ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 1: bro I fucking love having sex with girls
ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 2: might fuck around later and marry a woman lol. yeah i have one in mind. she's really hot :) her dad was a goalie :)
ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 3: [to shane's parents] WE! ARE! LOVERS!
david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.