You have 5 seconds to give up and run away

my eyes are red and emptiness is all i know.

[lefthandedtoons]

How Caesar Salad is Made | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1900/

[stability]

poetry

[getmiserable]

[alisonzai]

(scattered laughter)

[deemedit]

i took a break from tumblr and then this happened with my hair

[macklesame]

baby goat appreciation post

[zoejoysoy]

[babyslut]

the second one, though.

[humxnwreckxge]

I want all of them

[deemedit]

Do you ever want to grab someone in your class

and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper

shut the fuck up

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

[bitter-nerd]

I love how the greatest joke in anime history is even joked about in anime.

[archivequality-deactivated20170]

accidentally calling someone the wrong name

[defendhalloween]

this is my cat………

[archivequality-deactivated20170]

getting caught posting someone else’s cat on tumblr

[averagefairy]

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

[faystop-deactivated20130723]

why aren’t there friend pick up lines

pick up lines to make friends 

like

“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else 

because you’re a beautiful individual” 

[niknak79]

[awwww-cute]

[deemedit]

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

[kingcheddarxvii]

I found these skeletons at target lookin all like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY JOIN THE PARTY

[psykologist-archive-blog]

ah yes finally

[newkidsonmycock11]

[talom]

livin life on the edge