sideblog

side blog to @joytothegalaxy

[statictay]

memes from the starfleet ensigns group chat

[amys2885]

Thank you once more @a-certain-elf for suggesting another drawing of Amaya & Janai :).

[captaincrusher]

Thinking about this scene and - what if B'Elanna dreamed about Janeway instead of Chakotay? What if Janeway had similar feelings but it's just stolen glances and unspoken words at this point?

Then this scene starts to mean something else entirely.

(The lost frames in the middle are my bad, but I can't be bothered to re-record).

[deep-space-nonsense]

this post has had me in a chokehold for a month, the *pining*. so I may have made a little edit using this scene

[deep-space-nonsense]

THIS POST by @captaincrusher has been living rent-free in my mind for a month and so I decided to do something with it!

(the username at the end is just my Instagram account)

[spatulahat]

Me trying to keep track of the 700 new Starfleet uniforms.

[starfleetspacecadet]

well dressed + matching

[bigturtl]

classic trek crews compilation

[captaincrusher]

There he goes.

[textsfromstarfleet]

[pax-bromana]

I’m sorry but those are NOT bell with guac in them they are SPINY MELONS

[textsfromstarfleet]

😐

[therestlessforest]

I see tumblr has graduated from having no reading comprehension to straight up having no visual comprehension at all. Stunning.

Feels like witnessing an important milestone in evolution but like, backwards.

[elizabethlover-love]

💍😭

[yesmadamepresident]

Téa Leoni's piercing blue eyes reblog if you agree

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i

[righthandedleftturn]

Star Trek Captains Janeway (Voyager), Garrett (Enterprise-C), Burnham (Discovery), Georgiou (Shenzhou) and Hernandez (Columbia).

[hooved]

[myenterpriseisparked]

How we feelin today Voyager fans

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[howtofuckamonster]

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

[felixitas]

[manstrans]

questioning myself after making this

[sew-birb]

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

[evil-cowboy-wizard]

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

[holy-anxiety-batman]

#I’d also argue that scooby has never expressed interest in anyone other than dogs/aliens that look like dogs#like. humans don’t pass the harkness test For Him#how absolutely self centered and presumptuous do you have to be. how full of yourself. to just ASSUME you’re good enough for scooby doo?#FUCK you#he has TASTE.

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name your tags are SENDING ME

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[autistic-bashir]

man what the hell do you think was happening on deep spaces 1-8

[i-your-friendly-neighborhood-emo]

Each one has their own former cardassian spy that runs a small business.