Deep and Stupid

I used to write about games, shows, comics, and stuff like that. Lately I've just gone full tumblr.

[cannibalchicken]

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

[trapny]

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

Reblog if you, too, greatly desire a hot dog

[hkdmz]

[the-composite-doll]

@bootleg-bat @bootlegpals

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

[stingdragon]

Your death will be quick and pineless

[mathematicianalias]

My life is now better with this pun in it.

[geisterwand-remade-deactivated2]

[liminalcube]

Floating through the internet 🛰️

[robinsleeping]

He is such a mood.

[selkienight60]

Me, on a work day

[thecollectibles]

Art by 燃烧 的笔尖

[ablob]

creature encounter

[anistarrose]

Image description: digital art of a dumpster with the Pokémon Zigzagoon in it. The dumpster is seen from the top down and dimly lit, full of bags of trash and food. The Zigzagoon is staring up at the viewer, standing slightly on its hind legs. A Ditto and Trubbish are napping in the corner with a substitute plush. End description.

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[prettyonionbread]

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

[taplaos]

#0948 Toedscool 🍄🏃💨

[taplaos]

[memeuplift]

[pinkpondofasgard]

[revilonilmah]

Quagsire is getting one more beach day in before Summer is over!

[vhsdruid]

delivery! 💌📦🌈 1/2 sticker designs for october

[k3mamiart]

[softersynths]

the humble slugma rancher

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[fenrislorsrai]

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

[justlookatthosesausages]

Every single one of you is a genius

[everydaylouie]

thank you charles