idk man

mary/26/louisiana

[neshamama]

wish we had more internal organ emojis

[neshamama]

wish we had more internal organs

[chronopharma]

[stability]

[courage-95]

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[wifedad]

Why is this vaguely threatening

[abowles]

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

[meanplastic]

when people tell me to go outside when im depressed

[sexhaver]

Olive is the name of her green car

[royalarmyofoz]

gabriel lost then won twice

[thighetician]

I kind of want to watch this episode now

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[sapphictastic]

ahhh yes, the three genders. male, female, and lgbt

[mysterious-transmissions-deacti]

[whimsysworld]

[spaghettispotlight]

LGBT people are just wearing capes

[catchymemes]

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.

[tatergator27-deactivated2018101]

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

[magical-awesome-kid]

*whispers* Where is your rat friend???

[imots]

[theocseason4]

so much. So much..

[honeyglazedbabe]

[hotgirlmegan]

[mxnrique]

[gifsthatmakesyoulaugh]

[afraiddave-deactivated20220727]

This saw senses when it hits flesh.

I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog

[lonely-creator]

That hot dog just straight up DELETED that fuckin sawblade. Its GONE!

[stardustparker]

seeing a white girl model a hoodie based off the friends logo that says “melanin” is truly the funniest thing i’ve seen in 2019

[stardustparker]

i see yall are laughing at this,, so i’d like to present you with the full photograph

[amarakaran]

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction