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@deepdicking
[stumbles backwards a few steps before realizing who she bumped into]
Oh!!
Sorry for crashing into you like that! [she scratches the back of her head nervously]
{almost falls back but quickly balances his feet again} Well, aren't you in a hurry? {secures his bottle in his grip before looking back at her}
OK. Here’s an opening post…
murder mystery.
Who killed my three legged rabbit, Boing Loins?
[perona storms out of her apartment in search of the murder]
{walks down the street with a bottle of unknown liquid, passing by perona's apartment}
I'm going to die of boredom if I don— !! {bumps into perona}
Luffy and Doflamingo
/pauses/ Where are those?
Probably in the walls near the kitchen.
coughs and goes to reply to posts
i still love you guys i hope you love me back
Luffy and Doflamingo
/sits down on a nearby bench and watches impatiently/ When’s it gonna blow up already?
If you're so impatient, go inside and break some gas pipes. That might makes things go faster.
Usopp > Luffy > Doflamingo
Honey, try hitting the January sales with my budget, then you’ll understand how much I can carry. Besides, I’m not bony, I’m toned. My collection of celebrity workout DVDs see to that! [/Flounces] Red vest boy is right! And besides, we don’t have to use matches, a cigarette lighter would do the trick too, so it wouldn’t matter if you carried a couple of other things too! [/Smirks, throwing a can of gas at Dolflamingo’s chest]
/stick tongue out at Doflamingo, and, following Usopp’s example, throws some of his explosives at him as well/
Celebrity workout DVDs? You're the first person I've met to use those pathetic videos! {laughs} Those things are useless!
H-Hey! Be careful with those! {holds on tightly to the cans} What if these spilled? Do you know how expensive gas is nowadays? And have you two ever tried setting gas on fire with a lighter? You could blow your whole hand off.
Usopp and Doflamingo
You’ll get loads of appreciation! And it’ll make you feel good, you can’t get that feeling from just buying stuff for yourself~
But do I really need appreciation from the general public? Hm... Is the feeling comparable to sex?
Usopp and Doflamingo
[/Stares at the cash] You really are loaded, aren’t you? But I don’t want your money, I’m fine how I am. If you’ve got that much money spare you should invest it into the community!
Invest in the community? What good will that do? It's not like I'm going to get anything in return and I doubt I'll get any appreciation.
Usopp and Doflamingo
But those stores don’t really appreciate your ‘sharing’, it’s just a drop in the ocean for them! You should try giving things to people who’d really appreciate it!
... To people who'd really appreciate it? {pulls out a wad of bills and holds it out to him} Here, take it.
Luffy and Doflamingo
/confused/ Where are you going? /follows after/
Away from fireworks! It's not like I'm expecting the building to blow up or anything, but better safe than sorry. {sits back on a bench and watches the string get shorter and shorter}
Luffy and Doflamingo
/lights the string immediately/
{lets go of the string and scurries across the street}
Usopp and Doflamingo
But keeping everything to yourself is really boring! If you’re selfish your whole life then you’ll end up with a pile of money but you won’t ever be able to experience how good it feels to share stuff with other people. [/Nods, feeling self-righteous]
If I use the money in exchange for goods, isn't that considered sharing since it was originally my money and now it's theirs because I voluntarily gave it to them? I always feel good 'sharing' when I go out shopping...
Usopp > Luffy > Doflamingo
You’re carrying less than both of us! It’s lucky I have plenty of practice with carrying lots of bags and stuff at a time, otherwise I’d just dump all of this crap on you. [/Flicks hair]
/stares at the box of matches/ You’re really weak if that’s all you can carry.
Ha! {points at Usopp} As if your bony arms can carry anything heavier than a feather. And you, shut up! {glares at the other} Matches are important in what we are going to do today, so I must keep them safe. If I carry other things, I'll just get distracted so what will we do if we lost them?!
Luffy and Doflamingo
/eyes widen and he grins/ Yeah!
{lights two matches and hands him one, holding up a string that is magically connected to all the fireworks in and around the building} Let's do this.
Usopp and Doflamingo
No. That’s… selfish.
I don’t really see that there’s much difference between being selfish and being mean. [/Raises eyebrow] Anyway, why would you admit to being selfish? It’s not something to be proud of!
Selfish is keeping something all for myself. Mean is beating you up to make sure you don't get close to it. {grins} I can be proud of being selfish if I have lots to be selfish about. Mainly, my wealth.
Usopp and Doflamingo
Inappropriate, yes. But I’ve never been mean. I just like to force myself on people without care for their feelings.
That is exactly what mean is! [/Crosses arms]
No. That's... selfish.
Luffy and Doflamingo
/makes it out of the hotel and sees Doflamingo laughing to himself, and decides he’s a huge weirdo before calling out to him/ OI! /runs to him/
{pauses and looks over, his mouth curling up into a sadistic smile} Are you ready for some explosions?!
