[australian-government-deactivat]

me (looking at my plants): why don’t we ever talk

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

gotta be funny so girls forget about my teenie weenie

[slimetony]

I wouldn’t reblog this normally (my dick is huge and not small), but I really relate to the idea of making up for all of my other, admitally small flaws, with humor

[deepthroet-blog]

hey

love is dope.

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

i have no good posts today im sorry guys

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

[mrlaheysshitabyss]

[1010ll]

[teni2-deactivated20170812]

i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture

[deepthroet-blog]

@blandjobs come at me you gay fucker.

[deepthroet-blog]

sometimes being stupidly tacky is fun guys why don't you let yourselves live.

[deepthroet-blog]

*cocks gun* ironic homoerotic humor has cockblocked me for the last time.

[drinking-whiskey-and-rye]

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birdsongs, day fifty-six: the limousines | internet killed the video star

did you hear what they said? / that rock and roll is dead? / yeah, it’s like a zombie, it’ll dig itself back up again

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[deepthroet-blog]

ibis is a coward who will not face me on the virtual battlefield.

[deepthroet-blog]

my best friend is a gay loser but that’s fine, because they’re cute, and that’s really all that matters in the end.

[therudecouture-deactivated20181]

[deepthroet-blog]

look it’s ibis.

[mothurs]