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@deer-fairy
We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services
WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT
They serve cunt and omens. What more do you need?
Tufted Titmouse in a fairy pose ,from the previous winter. Tupelo meadow ,Central park.
They just don’t release the hounds like they used to
in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.
pkmn
as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist
surely this will fix everything
idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it
Resteraunt servers have the funniest and most surreal workplace stories of any profession. They have the job that mean nurses think they have. The entire world is working against them the entire shift. And then you feel terrible for laughing. It’s not funny that you tripped and spilled an entire ice tea all over a toddler and the kid started screaming at the top of his lungs. Nobody was having a good day, thank God it wasn’t a hot coffee. That’s not funny. I did laugh so hard tears started rolling down my face when you recounted this mortifying ordeal though.
whatever you’re going through, you’re not them
[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all
they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of
Round 1, Match 81 / 668 — Alcremie (Ribbon Sweet Lemon Cream) vs. Litleo
Alcremie is a Fairy-type Pokémon introduced in Generation VIII. The moment it evolved, it took on a sour flavor. This is because of the way its cells spontaneously shifted during evolution.
vs.
Litleo is a dual-type Fire/Normal Pokémon introduced in Generation VI. The more a Litleo trains its body and spirit by battling mighty enemies, the hotter its mane will grow.
Which design is better?
Alcremie (Ribbon Sweet Lemon Cream)
Litleo
(Things you could consider: how aesthetically appealing they are, how cohesive they are, how well they represent the Pokemon's type(s), how well they convey the Pokemon's abilities or background, the colour palette, how recognisable they are, how unique the silhouette is, etc!)
They say some mother cats will adopt /anything/...
You know this is how it went down
