Deer God

I'm definitely a normal deer [Ignore that this account been quiet for like two years.]

[satan-offical]

its genuinely insane to me how you have over 3,000,000 notes total how. How

I paid Tumblr off I Mean I Am Super Duper Funny

[deer-in-charge]

I fear you

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

friEND

bestfriEND

girlfriEND

boyfriEND

you know what as no end?

🔥🔥💪💯💥💥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💯🗣️‼️‼️🗣️💥🔥🔥🔥💯‼️🗣️💥🔥💪💪ARSON 🔥🔥💪💯💥💥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💯🗣️‼️‼️🗣️💥🔥🔥🔥💯‼️🗣️💥🔥💪💪

[lazy-pile-of-animals]

You know vhat else has no end?

🔥🔥💪💯💥💥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💯🗣‼️‼️🗣💥🔥🔥🔥💯‼️🗣💥🔥💪💪MEDICAL MALPRACTICE🔥🔥💪💯💥💥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💯🗣‼️‼️🗣💥🔥🔥🔥💯‼️🗣💥🔥💪💪

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

good answer nephew

[deer-in-charge]

Gay romance also has no end

[dying-pen-offical]

I can't believe that gay people exist...

[deer-in-charge]

They DO??

[im-a-ramblr]

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

gender? yeah no thanks. i dont have the time sorry.

[deer-in-charge]

What's gender?

[spotify-offical]

FUCK MY LIFE I HAVE READ ALL OF THE FANFIC WITH MY FAVOURITES TAGS OF MY FAVOURITE SHIP

ALL 500 OH MY GOD

[deer-in-charge]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT

[spotify-offical]

I REALLY LIKE READING

[deer-in-charge]

THEN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE WRITER TO CONTINUE ONWARDS WITH YOUR SHIPS.

[spotify-offical]

I DONT WANT TO GET THE AO3 CURSE

[deer-in-charge]

IF I HAVEN'T RECEIVED IT JUST YET YOU MIGHT BE SAFE AS WELL

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"I need to see the end of my identity crises. Also, spite!"

-🥀🪽

#836

[spotify-offical]

FUCK MY LIFE I HAVE READ ALL OF THE FANFIC WITH MY FAVOURITES TAGS OF MY FAVOURITE SHIP

ALL 500 OH MY GOD

[deer-in-charge]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT

[spotify-offical]

I REALLY LIKE READING

[deer-in-charge]

THEN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE WRITER TO CONTINUE ONWARDS WITH YOUR SHIPS.

[spotify-offical]

FUCK MY LIFE I HAVE READ ALL OF THE FANFIC WITH MY FAVOURITES TAGS OF MY FAVOURITE SHIP

ALL 500 OH MY GOD

[deer-in-charge]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT

[ssavaart]

Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

[honeysucklepink]

I can't believe they left out the most important one...

Things We're Never Gonna Do:

[helix-enterprises117]

Give you up.

[a-knight-of-hope]

Let you down

[helix-enterprises117]

Run around

[a-knight-of-hope]

Desert you

[helix-enterprises117]

Make you cry

[a-knight-of-hope]

Say goodbye

[helix-enterprises117]

Tell a lie

[a-knight-of-hope]

Hurt you

[squirrel--boy]

*grabs shotgun*

[skyan-official]

G O D D A M N I T

M O T H E R F U C K E R S

>;[

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

Why are you rebloging this you evil shade of blue

[deer-in-charge]

Nothing wrong with this.

They aren't gonna take you cry or say goodbye will they?

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"I get to watch a new season of a show I love dearly and obsess over."

-anonymous

#811

[arikakari]

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

[satan-offical]

AAAAAAA I FEEL MY GAY POWERS CONSUMING ME!! IT'S TOO POWERFUL FOR ME TO HANDLE!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!

[deer-in-charge]

We can rule the world, Satan! The fruits of our power - it's all ours to use! The queer power will let us do as we want!!

[de-activated-offical]

The LGBTQ+ agenda? We were supposed to have one?!

[deer-in-charge]

*laughs maniacally in pride month empowerment*

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[satan-offical]

*looks up* I can feel something...a...shift in power... *looks at calendar* *gasps* it's here

[deer-in-charge]

By tomorrow we'll be at full power, each of us

[teapotsoffcialyup]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[zeta-finnish]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[ayane-chan-loves-water]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Guys please

I've already seen this

[tjthetyrant]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Cmonnnnnn

This is like the third or fourth time I've seen this post,,, :(

[anonmuos]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Fuck youuuuuuu

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

print it out and put it on your wall

[definitely-ao3-offical]

It's my banner

Basically the same thins

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P U T I T I N Y O U R H O M E

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I live with my family-

I don't have my own room what would I even say????

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

who are they to question you, huh? a cop? can they STOP YOU??

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I mean like,, I don't really have my own income and we don't rlly have working a printer (afaik) so I would have to go to somewhere else to get it printed anyway, and that takes money so,,

Kinda can't lmao

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P A I N T I T. THERE IS NO ONE STOPPING YOU FROM WHIPPING OUT AN A4 SHEET OF PAPER AND RED MARKER

[definitely-ao3-offical]

I CAN BARELY DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

DRAW A GAY LINE

[teapotsoffcialyup]

this is crazy 😭

[cleptrophese]

@definitely-ao3-offical I apologise but it keeps coming across my feed and now I've committed to keeping this alive so yeah paint it gay you can do it ☺️👍

[definitely-ao3-offical]

God fucking damnit

This post again?????

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

Sorry

@tagging-officals-offical @taco-bell-offical @reminders-offical @homunculus-argument @satanic-fox-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @autisimyfoxerronii @bat-phantom @4-him-vulpes

[autisimyfoxerronii]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

*explodes you*

[autisimyfoxerronii]

Awe thanks

[darklightthedragon]

@definitely-ao3-offical I have no regrets >:3 you should paint it tho, I believe in you.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

This post will haunt me till the day I die 😔

[deer-in-charge]

@definitely-ao3-offical