A Very Tired Child

Genderqueer transmasc lesbian, any pronouns. Jewish. Also go by "The Dork Knight". Be forewarned, I do sometimes reblog 18+ stuff

[averytiredchild]

Btw if I have any mutuals that wanna dm me but don't for some reason, do it. Please. I'm so bored and lonely

[doodle-list]

Something something qifrey stands like a mum

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

n-no way...the parallels between aqua and kris...they just keep getting deeper!

[vaguedisapproval]

two ends of the spectrum

[hilbertslargepowerfulmagnet]

I am rereading Gideon the Ninth and one of the funniest scenes in the whole book gotta be the scene where Gideon (has never had a hot beverage in her life) knocks back half a cup of boiling tea. And then just stands there suffering in silence. Imagine being Jeannemary Chatur or someone and seeing the super cool and mysterious Shadow Cultist from the Ninth House just absolutely SHOTTING a cup of piping hot tea. and then trying to play it cool. I would lose it.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Susie wants a statue in Castle Town with her flexing and Kris and Ralsei hanging off her biceps. cool

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

[leiyahime]

"Indigo dyeing silk thread"

In case anyone wonders what the Japanese is saying

[torkmatic]

I just learned about this recently from a Viking reenactor! Indigo dye isn't blue until it oxidizes, so when you dye with indigo your cloth or thread doesn't come out of the water blue, it comes out and then reacts with the oxygen in the air and seems to spontaneously turn blue in front of your eyes. It's a really cool process to witness.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

This. This is the online friend experience.

[echodoctor]

#me to a person i've known for 5 years: remind me what your gender is

[offshoreoilrig]

Phone addiction? What's next, sunlight addiction? Happiness addiction? Alcohol addiction? Give me a break

[afurioushawk]

[shofarsogood]

[nicothespy]

uhh guys did anybody order a… checks suspiciously large scroll… nostalgic yuri deluxe with extra face-sucking on the side? anyone?

i love drawing non-human or semi-human characters with a strange color palette it is so refreshing

[userfish]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[vasira96]

someone in the tags said Thimble should make a little hammock on Tyranny's horns and then i blacked out and now i have this

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[im-mender]

also very true

[anarchautistic]

Very funny example of writing advice that is very specific to its medium getting overapplied outside its scope. Can you imagine how awful set design would be if people tried to apply this to movies. 60 minute post credits scene in the Matrix where Neo has to fire every gun that appears in the "lots of guns" scene

[warningsine]