Soft, electronic music plays. A feminine, automated voice sings about all the slurs you should not use in your workplace, in a polite, manner-of-fact tone.
"In this training module 2.5 we cover language suitable in the workplace. The following is a list of words we do not say.
Do not call any other person gay, nor queer, dyke, twink or ass-bandit. And absolutely do not call another person faggot.
Batty boy, sodomite, fruity, friend of Dorothy.
Sausage rider, le dar abeille(?), bottom, sapphic, drama queen.
Pillow muncher, pussy puncher, bender, homosexual.
Dykes on bikes, catamites, lezzer, pansy, arse pirates.
Congratulations, you have made it through your first list of unacceptable workplace language. Well done! Press continue to move on our second list.
Module 2.6: Pick which of the following words would not be appropriate workplace language. If you are unsure, pick the answer that seems most correct.
Booty bandit, twinkle toes, bender, butchy, castro clone.
Femboy, fairy, big homo, one who plays the pink trombone.
Light in loafers, dutch cousins, scissor sisters, girlyman.
Pitcher, catcher, dives for vans[?], Nancy, Prancy, broadway fan.
Poofter, Mary, faggot, queen, batting for the other team.
Donut bumpers, one who switched[?] long-term roomates, bottom bitch.
Beaver eater, beam picker[?] LGBT-Mafia.
Nellie, Jessie, swings both ways. Avoid these terms in your work place.
Thank you for taking part in this work module. We hope this has been educational, and will help you foster a safer work environment.
Fags. Dykes. Queers. Raise your hands! x2
If you are found using these terms in the workplace, you may be terminated. (Fags, dykes, queers, bottom bitch) x3"
[The entire list then repeats itself, ending by thanking the listener once more.]
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