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Alastor ask and RP blog. any fandom can interact. get silly with it! 18+ contains spoilers

[deerest-demon]

Dearest listeners,

Welcome to my broadcast! My name is Alastor, but you may know me better as the Radio Demon. Currently, in addition to my radio show, I am running a little project called the Hazbin Hotel, where all you sinners can fruitlessly attempt to strive for redemption~

I will be accepting questions about this project as well as anything else anyone wishes to ask me, and answering them here for you on my show. Of course, if you don't have any questions, feel free to just message me to say hi~ Seven years is a long time to be away from my adoring audience, and I would love to hear from you all again.

This is Alastor, signing off, but you'll hear from me again soon~

[cannibalxroses]

Masquerade RP Event

Greetings darling residents from the Pride Ring!

It is once again that time of year when the seasons are changing in the living realm. While humans are celebrating a new season of life, we should celebrate our deeds following our deaths. To properly celebrate, the ever generous and darling Overlord Rosie has organized a masquerade to celebrate!

Should you have any quires about the event, we invite you to visit Rosie in her Emporium located in Cannibal Town. We hope to see you there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Party Specifics What: Blood Rose Masquerade Ball Where: Cannibal Town Grand Hall When: 5/3/ 2024 - 5/ 6/ 2024 Who: All residences living in the Pride Ring. Amendment: Anyone from another Ring may attend if they are a plus one to a guest already attending and MUST arrive at the doors with their Pride Ring party guest. (Both OCs and canon characters are encouraged to take part in this event. Duplicates are always welcomed!)

Theme: The theme for this ball is nature. This will include the following - flora & fauna, seasons and natural elements (ice/water, fire, wind, ect.) and celestial symbols like sun, moon and stars.

-Please make at least one post that shows the design of what your muse is wearing.

-To make things less stressful, the limit of characters each mun is allowed to have in this event is 3.

-When responding to threads based off of the event, please tag it as RP Blood Ball: Reply -To show interest that you wish to take part in this event, please share and like this post so the mun has an idea as to how many people will be participating.

[deerestdemon]

Deer Alastor,

so you won't let me suck your dick... but will you bite me?

-boygirlangeldust

What do you think?

[deerestdemon]

Deer Alastor,

Why do you bother with the Hazbin Hotel if you think it's fruitless and misguided?

Why do anything? For my own entertainment of course!

Specifically, I find the whole idea hilarious

No other motivation, really, I wouldn't think too hard about it if I were you~

[deerestdemon]

Deer Alastor,

Could you describe in detail how it felt to get fucked by Adam? How devastated were you on a scale of 1 to 10? For my records. Of course.

-vaporwavevox

....

Oh, probably not nearly as devastating as it was for you to "get fucked" by me, Voxxy.

Considering that I almost killed the head of the angel army, something that had never been done before... And you just barely escaped a battle between overlords. Aren't you supposed to be good at those, or something..?

[vaporwavevox]

....

.......

...............

Looked like it hurt, though.

And for the record, I DON'T want to get fucked by you.

[deerestdemon]

[deerestdemon]

Deer Alastor,

No one listens to the radio anymore. Join me on Vox 2 Nite if you want to have some actual reach?

Don't read this on your stupid show.

-Vox (vaporwavevox)

Did you hear that everyone? Vox asked me to collaborate again!

How embarrassing of him!

[vaporwavevox]

I said don't read it on your stupid show!

[deerestdemon]

Oops, I must have missed that part somehow~

[vaporwavevox]

Whatever. Do you even know your metrics? Do you track viewer engagement? What am I saying, of course you don't.

Have fun with your double digit listener count and your rapidly deteriorating media format. I'll be over here being actually relevant with a real audience.

[deerestdemon]

Look everyone! Vox is having another bitch fit!

Yes tell me again how irrelevant I am~ I'm sure if you say it enough times you'll be able to convince yourself~

[deerestdemon]

Deer Alastor

There has been some missstake and it seemsss the light isss out in the attic. It isss very ssscary and I wasss wondering if you could come fixsss it? If you sssee any heavy machinery in the dark pointed at you pleassse pretend you did not.

-Ser Pentious

... Alright. I'll go fix it then.

I certainly do not see anything out of the ordinary up here~ Nor do I expect it is a trap at all~

[deerestdemon]

Darling Alastor,

You and Vox look so silly constantly slinging mud at each other, locked in your mutual obsession. Just kiss already.

-Valentino (problemothic)

Hahaha!

Me? Obsessed with Vox? I think you might be a bit confused there, my dear moth! I don't worry about that silly little TV head!

... He should definitely be worried about me, though.

[problemothic]

I didn't say anything about worrying about him. Do you worry about him, Alastor? You worry about sweet little Voxxy? That's cute.

If you're really so not obsessed with him, how about you ignore him the next time he talks to you. Or even just about you. I'll wait.

[deerestdemon]

That's funny, I don't remember you making a deal with me for my soul.

Oh wait! That's because that didn't happen! And I don't have to listen to you!

I don't have anything to prove to you, bug.

[problemothic]

hehe~

I knew you couldn't resist him. Deny it all you like, you're only convincing yourself.

You're obsessed.

[deerestdemon]

You keep telling yourself that. I just simply don't see the point in passing up on having a little fun with him~ He is ever so easy to rile up.

[jokerjokinghahaha]

Hi Rosie, so there's this guy, right? Real bitch. We used to be good friends, but we were kinda drifting apart over time, I asked him if he wanted to a project together, and then he tried to kill me! I thought we were friends, but I guess we weren't after all. I keep thinking about him. I don't know why he did it. I wish I knew. But he just insults me nowadays. I dunno, he's kind of a bitch to a lot of people. I guess I wasn't different to him.

-Vox (vaporwavevox)

Oh, hi Vox, sugar. Good to hear from you hun.

... That does sound like a difficult situation, though. This guy, wouldn't happen to be an overlord, would he? ... Obviously I have no idea who you are talking about! But I do know that in the world of overlords, sometimes that kind of thing isnt as personal as it may seem.

I know it hurts, honey but... I'll just say that maybe this friend of yours doesn't dislike you as much as it may seem. It's possible he felt threatened by you and was pushing you away and lashing out as a result. Now I'm not saying that makes it okay! Just that... maybe it's worth trying to have a conversation about.

[vaporwavevox]

....Rosie, I don't have conversations with people about my emotions. Especially not overlords (THOUGH I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT HE IS AN OVERLORD) who try to kill me. That sounds like a good way to get killed. I did ask him to come on my show the other day and he was a total bitch about it. I don't know how I'd get him to have an actual conversation. Even if I wanted to. Which of course I don't.

[jokerjokinghahaha]

Yeah, being overlords definitely complicates things. There's always a risk. And even if you are open and honest, it can be seen as a trick. I know many overlords think twice before seeking my advice, even though I do genuinely love to help out!

It's a hard situation. I'm not sure what the perfect advice is. Especially because I have noooo idea who you mean!

But I do think you may have more of a chance than you think, sugar.

[deerestdemon]

If you could choose one rule to make legally binding throughout Hell and/or Heaven, what would it be?

Oh, that's easy~ I would just make the rule that everyone has to do anything I say, forever. Then I get to make or break as many rules as I want to from there~

[problemothic]

Hi val thanks for letting me set your studio on fire for that scene with me you and angel! It really made for some intense apology play for me.

- charlie

Of course, darling!~

I hope you enjoyed feeling those emotions in a space where you were safe. I had a blast finagling the worst way to plug all the cords in for the fire hazard play. I love pretending to be pretending to not be mad, and it gave a good excuse to go hard on the cnc with Angel just how he likes it~

Come again anytime, honey, for a scene or just to catch up!

[deerestdemon]

Dearest listeners,

Welcome to my broadcast! My name is Alastor, but you may know me better as the Radio Demon. Currently, in addition to my radio show, I am running a little project called the Hazbin Hotel, where all you sinners can fruitlessly attempt to strive for redemption~

I will be accepting questions about this project as well as anything else anyone wishes to ask me, and answering them here for you on my show. Of course, if you don't have any questions, feel free to just message me to say hi~ Seven years is a long time to be away from my adoring audience, and I would love to hear from you all again.

This is Alastor, signing off, but you'll hear from me again soon~