[hungwy]

I forgot I want to get a microscope and look at creatures miniscule.

[holybeings]

Fire feelings

[pisboy]

Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?

[hungwy]

So I know this couple who were cursed. They came to me for help. They had three kids; I told them, listen here. Kill your eldest child and the curse will be broken. So they did, and the curse was lifted! But then they realized the middle kid had now become the eldest, and the curse might come back. So they killed that one too. And so what had been the youngest one was now the eldest, and reluctantly, they killed their last child. I heard of this some time later and realized I had given them bad advice. I meant to tell them to kill the firstborn, not the eldest!

[shinynx]

Okay? And?

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[hungwy]

I'm the guy who goes under rain clouds and pokes holes in them with a long stick to get the water going

[coughloop]

crossfaded off a burp and a sneeze

[escuerzoresucitado]

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[junk-thunder]

these buttons from the dying party city go so hard

[junk-thunder]

you see my vision

[everythingfox]

Horsing around

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Rocking horse…

[xixiandthecats]

rocking horsey with mama

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

These are both adults.

[rozunderpressure]

So are me and my mom…

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fair.

[pekingopera]

[stephaniesays06]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[relelvance]