The truth, as I see it anyway.

Eric, 28. Some things that make me laugh and other things that make me think.

[joeyclaire]

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

there is magic even in hell

[kingofthehilltoday]

King of the Hill in Winx style 🧚‍♀️

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[despazito]

[officialkendallroy]

not gonna lie kitten, the only thing that's getting daddy through the week right now is canadian state funded ice hockey yaoi

[dogpuppy]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[vonbaghager]

Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

[hustlerose]

sucking the balls doesn't even do anything

[grimeclown]

I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Boy ain’t that the truth

[despazito]

[bubbleteavangelist]

[otherwindow]

this is how gay people flee

[were--ralph]

[fishgummy]

this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

[heavensghost]

Rachel Mennies