i love you despite the warning signs

she/her, sideblog for sunny | lesbian dee enthusiast |

[stjudy]

“If it won’t play in Middle America screw it! We’ll jam it down their throats till they enjoy it!”

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

[Glenn Howerton looks directly into the camera]: This is a gay, gayass love story. 

[stjudy]

the gang gets romantic, a summary:

[lesbianfreyja]

“just trust the structure!“

[notagoddamnbird]

‪DEE DAY?!?! THEY DID IT THEY DID IT THEY FINALLY SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT ‬

[stjudy]

this feels so right

[macden]

dennis and mac are going to have to share a bed in a rom com episode directed by glenn because dennis has rented out his room ~to find romance~ but what he doesn’t realize..... is that the romance will come from sharing a bed with mac

[deeslaviclesbian]

ROB MCELHENNEY REPENT FOR YOUR SINS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stjudy]

@robmcelhenney Season 14. Less mass. More grease.

[sober2deathmp3-deactivated20221]

rob and glenns thirsting powers are so strong they actually got dolph lungjsdhfjf on the show…

[sober2deathmp3-deactivated20221]

bye rcg literally has been begging him for years….(this is from 2015)

[ohbeeones]

robmcelhenney: Who’s the dame you ask? Only the best comedy writer in Hollywood.

[abottomlessvoid]

i like to call this one “tucking in the bastards”.

(commissioned by the awesome @williamsockner, thank you so much!)

[yikesglenn]

if even one s14 single episode title starts w the words Mac And Dennis i will die. i will die!!!

[deegaynolds]

top 10 macdennis moments ranked by the intricateness of their constructed rituals

10. when dennis made up his own bodybuilding cult and tricked mac into joining it by calling him sexy just so that he’d stop eating dennis’s thin mints

9. when they’re supposed to be catching a rat but instead they put on slow dance music from the 80s and sway gently together

8. when mac slept with dennis’s mom just to incite a physical reaction from dennis which of course resulted in them rolling around in each others’ arms while fighting 

7. when mac challenged dennis to a dance-off despite both of them being on the same team for a competition to keep paddy’s, and using the dance-off to pantomime giving dennis a blow job

6. when dennis’s secret second family shows up to town randomly and mac decides that the only proper way to handle the situation is for him and dennis to pretend to be a gay couple down to co-parent

5. when, under the guise of trying to create new merchandise for paddy’s, dennis gets down on his knees to test out the shotgun that dispenses beer, and then later models a custom-made paddy’s thong to mac

4. when not only did they pretend to be a pair of gay realtors in matching mustard yellow suits but within that scheme they decided to also pretend to be a gay married couple who couldn’t stop calling each other their power bottom or top

3. when, despite living together and being around each other constantly, they have a monthly outing where they dress up real nice for each other and go to the nicest restaurant in town and make heart eyes at each other as one of them publicly sings bette midler 

2. when they concocted an elaborate plan to masturbate together which involved getting dee to work in a fish processing plant and a merry mixup between a pastry and a sexual act

1. when, as if they weren’t desperate enough to touch each other’s skin, they decide to take up man-hunting as a hobby and the thought of it excites dennis so much that he commands mac to feel his nipples as concrete proof

[stophavingsex-deactivated202305]

“i cant believe its taken this long for dennis to realize that he was in love with mac after all”

[greenfinches]

im realising that wanting the canon macdennis means submitting to the mortifying ordeal of rob acknowledging the macdennis

[katamaricolleague]

people b like “here are my s14 predictions” as if anyone has any idea. we have no clue. y’all saw mac finds his pride right? you all watched that and still think we have a chance? we don’t know shit. we are subject to rcg’s mercy and that’s just how it is.