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Chloe | any pronouns --- [Avatar ID: In-game portrait of quagsire from Pokemon mystery dungeon]

[ringeddplover]

candyxatu -> ringeddplover

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[the-cosmic-creature]

not to be a hedonist but humans are meant for pleasure. we play, we laugh, we dance. we have sex for pleasure, eat for pleasure. we bare our teeth as a sign of joy, not aggression. humans are meant to enjoy things. its in our very nature.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[killerkoiking]

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[gunsandfireandshit]

[transcockiness]

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

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Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

[free-my-mindd]

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[seven-winged-liar]

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence

[cuppydogshane]

taking the time to jerk off with just your own hand when u usually default to a pretty heavy duty vibrator is like.... okay so we decided to make our pasta from scratch today

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[captain-price-returns]