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My essence: Let's hang lights and watch Doctor Who! My motto: Solving the worlds problems in a day (pending review on a second day)

[damage-ko]

Perfectly cut screams.

[unsubconscious]

‘Do not ask your children to strive’ by William Martin

[catalinabaylors]

COSTUME APPRECIATION: Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (2020) Directed by David E. Talbert Costume Design by Michael Wilkinson

[thetoymakers]

[thenightling]

Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate it!

[dilfosaur]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[tortillapunx]

Millennial Job Search Gothic

you have an interview next week. you always have an interview next week. The managers who interview you all seem to share the same pleasant, blank face. They promise to call you back in a few days. They never do.

they say the minimum wage is going up soon. 

you must have two years of experience. you must have five years of experience. you must have ten years of experience. experience in what, exactly? the job requirements bleed into an ancient latin text as you attempt to decipher them. 

the people in the photos in the craigslist ads smile eerily at you. their eyes seem to follow you around the room even after you click away from the job posting.

do not apply in person, the posting says. do not send in your resume. do not apply. we’ve lost too many employees to the creature as is.

you plan on leaving your job soon. you’ve been planning on leaving your job soon for months. you keep making excuses as to why you haven’t left your job yet, but you know deep down that even if you put in your two weeks tomorrow, you wouldn’t leave the company as the same person you were when you applied. if they let you leave alive at all.

you seem to see “help wanted” signs everywhere. when you enter and inquire about them, the employees wave you away. you hear their cries for help again as you leave.

you are more than qualified for the job that you are applying to. you are over-qualified for the job you are applying to.

you do not get the job.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

Oh god.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[skylinepigeon]

KELLY’S BACK!

[dumb-inks]

its me trying to sing one day more

[lebedame-wegelagerin]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear1na]

COVID-19 Pandemic: Heroic Women Homage by Milo Manara *

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

I’m really glad you included EVS, sanitation workers, and other professions that people often forget. 💕💕💕

[mandaloriandragontrainer-deacti]

THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I’VE SEEN THAT INCLUDES VETERINARY WORKERS. THANK YOU!!! 🐾🐾🐾

[thelovethatyouhad]

You did it! You broke 2020 down to its bare essentials!

[moma]

Misty Copeland, Harper’s Bazaar, and NYC Dance Project recreated stunning works by Edgar Degas in advance of our exhibition Edgar Degas: A Strange New Beauty, opening March 26.  

[All photographs by Ken Browar & Deborah Ory. Courtesy Harper’s Bazaar]