Fuck what the Queens said

Indie Grineer Defector RP Blog Steel Meridian AU Captain Vor and several Grineer defectors Multi Muse account! I follow from SpaceMagus! OOC comments or tags will be written either in parentheses or in extremely obvious lower case and lack of punctuation.

[defective-genetics]

You know Tyl used to be a fucking scrawny weirdo.

[sealab-titania]

And you still are

[defective-genetics]

WOW

ASSHOLE

[defective-genetics]

You know Tyl used to be a fucking scrawny weirdo.

[dr-ducttape]

Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays

[defective-genetics]

I agree. This is a fucking disgrace. I had to burn down at LEAST eighty corpus crewships before the Queens wanted me cloned.............

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[dr-ducttape]

Uncle Vor stop

You're gonna break it, you dont need fire

[defective-genetics]

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly idk i asked someone once but didnt understand the explanation so Ive just been going with "magic"

[defective-genetics]

So where do I put the weed and how do i smoke it

[dr-ducttape]

Oh like this, you put the weed oil in the thing and then you turn it on and then you vape it

[defective-genetics]

What the fuck...

This is just...

FUCK THIS I’m just gonna go roll a fucking joint.

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly yeah but like. This one comes in flavors aside from weed

[defective-genetics]

FLAVORS???

Rathka I don’t need flavors I need my JOINTS TO STOP ACHING

[dr-ducttape]

Yeah but this one makes your joints stop aching while tasting like bubblegum

[sealab-titania]

Take the flavored vapes, Vor. I no longer have biological lungs. Let me live through you.

[defective-genetics]

Man they don’t even fucking TASTE GOOD

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[dr-ducttape]

Uncle Vor stop

You're gonna break it, you dont need fire

[defective-genetics]

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly idk i asked someone once but didnt understand the explanation so Ive just been going with "magic"

[defective-genetics]

So where do I put the weed and how do i smoke it

[dr-ducttape]

Oh like this, you put the weed oil in the thing and then you turn it on and then you vape it

[defective-genetics]

What the fuck...

This is just...

FUCK THIS I’m just gonna go roll a fucking joint.

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly yeah but like. This one comes in flavors aside from weed

[defective-genetics]

FLAVORS???

Rathka I don’t need flavors I need my JOINTS TO STOP ACHING

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[dr-ducttape]

Uncle Vor stop

You're gonna break it, you dont need fire

[defective-genetics]

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly idk i asked someone once but didnt understand the explanation so Ive just been going with "magic"

[defective-genetics]

So where do I put the weed and how do i smoke it

[dr-ducttape]

Oh like this, you put the weed oil in the thing and then you turn it on and then you vape it

[defective-genetics]

What the fuck...

This is just...

FUCK THIS I’m just gonna go roll a fucking joint.

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[dr-ducttape]

Uncle Vor stop

You're gonna break it, you dont need fire

[defective-genetics]

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly idk i asked someone once but didnt understand the explanation so Ive just been going with "magic"

[defective-genetics]

So where do I put the weed and how do i smoke it

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[dr-ducttape]

Uncle Vor stop

You're gonna break it, you dont need fire

[defective-genetics]

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[defective-genetics]

You can tell who are the Tubekids in the Meridian just by asking if someone has a spare pad or not.

Context: Tyl’s tube grineer have functioning menstrual cycles whereas the others will look at you like you have three heads.

[dr-ducttape]

You need some?

[defective-genetics]

YES PLEASE THANK YOU

[meridiangeneticist]

Aren’t you like, old?

[defective-genetics]

Yes. Welcome to the Janus Key.

[meridiangeneticist]

Can’t you just get rid of it and age in peace

[defective-genetics]

I would die instantly the moment it left about a meters distance from me.

So no.

[defective-genetics]

You can tell who are the Tubekids in the Meridian just by asking if someone has a spare pad or not.

Context: Tyl’s tube grineer have functioning menstrual cycles whereas the others will look at you like you have three heads.

[dr-ducttape]

You need some?

[defective-genetics]

YES PLEASE THANK YOU

[meridiangeneticist]

Aren’t you like, old?

[defective-genetics]

Yes. Welcome to the Janus Key.

[defective-genetics]

You can tell who are the Tubekids in the Meridian just by asking if someone has a spare pad or not.

Context: Tyl’s tube grineer have functioning menstrual cycles whereas the others will look at you like you have three heads.

[dr-ducttape]

You need some?

[defective-genetics]

YES PLEASE THANK YOU

[defective-genetics]

You can tell who are the Tubekids in the Meridian just by asking if someone has a spare pad or not.

Context: Tyl’s tube grineer have functioning menstrual cycles whereas the others will look at you like you have three heads.

[defective-genetics]

I thought the Janus key was supposed to HEAL me not like................... make me bleed more.

[infested-meridian]

Why does this heavy gunner smell like Admiral Vor?

[defective-genetics]

Uh no reason

Shut up get back to work

[infested-meridian]

[Sniff sniff schnorf sniff]

[defective-genetics]

No no nno NOon NO NO NO SOTP IT

[infested-meridian]

......... Admiral Vor why are you here

[defective-genetics]

Who is Vor I don’t know what you’re Talking About

[infested-meridian]

Admiral..... do you not remember me? :(

[defective-genetics]

STOP IT SKER I’M UNDERCOVER FOR CRESSA

[infested-meridian]

...........................

Oh

[defective-genetics]

THANKS FOR ANNOUNCING IT TO THE WHOLE ROOM NOW PEOPLE ARE STARING

[infested-meridian]

Why does this heavy gunner smell like Admiral Vor?

[defective-genetics]

Uh no reason

Shut up get back to work

[infested-meridian]

[Sniff sniff schnorf sniff]

[defective-genetics]

No no nno NOon NO NO NO SOTP IT

[infested-meridian]

......... Admiral Vor why are you here

[defective-genetics]

Who is Vor I don’t know what you’re Talking About

[merdianlancer]

Sker who are you sniffing

[defective-genetics]

[infested-meridian]

Why does this heavy gunner smell like Admiral Vor?

[defective-genetics]

Uh no reason

Shut up get back to work

[infested-meridian]

[Sniff sniff schnorf sniff]

[defective-genetics]

No no nno NOon NO NO NO SOTP IT

[infested-meridian]

......... Admiral Vor why are you here

[defective-genetics]

Who is Vor I don’t know what you’re Talking About

[infested-meridian]

Admiral..... do you not remember me? :(

[defective-genetics]

STOP IT SKER I’M UNDERCOVER FOR CRESSA