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@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@meridiangeneticist
hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
why were you microwaving a lemon???
I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots
Did you burn an orange too? How???
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
You can tell who are the Tubekids in the Meridian just by asking if someone has a spare pad or not.
Context: Tyl’s tube grineer have functioning menstrual cycles whereas the others will look at you like you have three heads.
You need some?
YES PLEASE THANK YOU
Aren’t you like, old?
Yes. Welcome to the Janus Key.
Can’t you just get rid of it and age in peace
You can tell who are the Tubekids in the Meridian just by asking if someone has a spare pad or not.
Context: Tyl’s tube grineer have functioning menstrual cycles whereas the others will look at you like you have three heads.
You need some?
YES PLEASE THANK YOU
Aren’t you like, old?
Breaking the usual blog silence to wish our young Percival a hearty congratulations for finishing his degree at long last!!
The Perrin staff has acquired a new, incredibly intelligent doctor that I couldn’t be happier to give a well deserved raise to. However, I’m also giving him a much needed moment of time off to wind down from all those finals, so don’t expect him in the medbay for a few days!
What’s a degree
A measure of temperature
I know it looks and smells like a meth lab in here but I promise I'm just trying to synthesize some ADHD meds
Oh I thought Mom Pasta decided not to use the box again
I’ve lived too goddamn long and not even the Void can kill me.
That Can Change
What
Chee what does this mean??
I’ve lived too goddamn long and not even the Void can kill me.
That Can Change
Hit my stupid fucking head on the stupid fucking doorframe because this stupid fucking building wasn't built with the height of stupid fucking corpus techs in mind
that’s what happens when you defy the laws of nature. try being less tall next time :/
By all rights, you really should not be so short. Both me and your... DNA donor are fucking monsters, so unless we both carry reccessive short genes...
cool, so i’ve decided to blame you for making me a manlet. how could you do this to me
At least you don't hit your head on doorframes
Shut up tall people!!!!! I'm coming for your kneecaps!!!
You cant even reach my kneecaps
YES I CAN!!!!
You Sure?
-sheev unsheathing sounds-
Hit my stupid fucking head on the stupid fucking doorframe because this stupid fucking building wasn't built with the height of stupid fucking corpus techs in mind
that’s what happens when you defy the laws of nature. try being less tall next time :/
By all rights, you really should not be so short. Both me and your... DNA donor are fucking monsters, so unless we both carry reccessive short genes...
cool, so i’ve decided to blame you for making me a manlet. how could you do this to me
At least you don't hit your head on doorframes
Shut up tall people!!!!! I'm coming for your kneecaps!!!
You cant even reach my kneecaps
YES I CAN!!!!
Hit my stupid fucking head on the stupid fucking doorframe because this stupid fucking building wasn't built with the height of stupid fucking corpus techs in mind
that’s what happens when you defy the laws of nature. try being less tall next time :/
By all rights, you really should not be so short. Both me and your... DNA donor are fucking monsters, so unless we both carry reccessive short genes...
cool, so i’ve decided to blame you for making me a manlet. how could you do this to me
At least you don't hit your head on doorframes
Shut up tall people!!!!! I'm coming for your kneecaps!!!
So I can’t kill the lich... But I can cripple his kneecaps and throw him in the brig until someone CAN!
Great job Vor he'll be converted in no time :/
HE’S NOT A DEFECTOR CHEE
Look if the Tenno, the people that killed them,can convert them, we sure as fuck can.
So I can’t kill the lich... But I can cripple his kneecaps and throw him in the brig until someone CAN!
Great job Vor he'll be converted in no time :/
I KEEP STABBING THIS LICH BUT HE WON’T FUCKING DIE
TENNO???? TENNO HELP
Yeah they do that.
I haven't met mine yet, I'm sad :(
Haven't had the opportunity to go galavanting, y'know?
MINE??? LISTEN TENNO THIS IS NOT A PET PLEASE GET RID OF HIM
'Smore of a rivalry than a pet
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
In an ironic twist, uncle Vor isn't the one that refuses to die
Am I afraid of the Infestation? Yes. However, my desire to bully Alad V is usually strong enough to counteract it.
Leave me alone.
No you deserve it
Leave me alone.
[Running away] NO YOU DESERVE IT
[NIDUS SCREEEEEEEE]
[Shrieking]
SIS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE ARE BULLYING ALAD
You were napping and Entity was laying on top of you and it was really cute
Oh okay I'm going to spray alad with water and say it's infesticide
Am I afraid of the Infestation? Yes. However, my desire to bully Alad V is usually strong enough to counteract it.
Leave me alone.
No you deserve it
Leave me alone.
[Running away] NO YOU DESERVE IT
[NIDUS SCREEEEEEEE]
[Shrieking]
SIS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE ARE BULLYING ALAD
What the fucks a Kuva litch and should i worry about having taken a fat sippy
A kuva what now
I don't fuckin KNOW ive just been listening to Grineer radio chatter for the past few hours and that phrase keeps popping up
Heresy be damned they give me the creeps and I’m THE Kela de Thaym.
Well I love Heresy. Can't wait to meet one
Will I become hot and sexy if I drink kuva
As your physician and sibling I forbid it
Too late already sipping
Raum no
Don't worry its maricopa juice. I told him it was kuva. It's good for him.
you foolish humans cannot fault me for my misdoings, for i have been informed that i am what you call... ‘baby’
...the host is laughing at me what did i just say
Babies don't possess people, they don't ralk, and they don't commit crimes!
