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Tyl Regor Shitpost blog. don't take anything here serious.

[defective-genetics]

You know Tyl used to be a fucking scrawny weirdo.

[sealab-titania]

And you still are

[defective-genetics]

WOW

ASSHOLE

[sealab-titania]

You started it

[sealab-titania]

No one EVER gets my body building jokes...how sad...

[defective-genetics]

You know Tyl used to be a fucking scrawny weirdo.

[sealab-titania]

And you still are

[sequenced-mutalist]

Back in the day all you had to do was convince the executioner that you were right and they’d usually take your side in the case.

Now convincing can be anywhere from a use of charisma, bribery, or if you’re like me, a clever use of Slut Tactics.

NOW though you have to like... PROVE SHIT. Like ugh EVERYONE KNOWS I killed him. I don’t gotta prove shit. You know I did it, now take my money and give me a not guilty plea.

[sealab-titania]

I would very much like to see you “““Slut tactics”““ your way out of my justice, jellyfish.

[sequenced-mutalist]

OH SHIT HELLO

[sealab-titania]

No, no, I am not ‘dead’. Did you hope I was? Nooo, no, not with Advanced Grineer Cybernetic technology. Things that Corpus or weaselly little traitors could only...dream of.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Oh my aren’t you in rare form today...

Not really HOPING, but you know, I wouldn’t say it hasn’t been a thought if mine! And trust me, we have our own ways to prolong our lives, darling... Wouldn’t be surprised if that was your inspiration!

[sealab-titania]

Rare form, hmm??? That surprised I’d bother a communication with you??? Perhaps I was bored, yes, very few Lizards now that their precious “Equinox” is now primed and ready for their slippery little hands.

Oh please, necessity is the cruel mother of invention. All you weak little Corpus have is profit motive, not life and death. My creations and tubemen will outlast you all.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Back in the day all you had to do was convince the executioner that you were right and they’d usually take your side in the case.

Now convincing can be anywhere from a use of charisma, bribery, or if you’re like me, a clever use of Slut Tactics.

NOW though you have to like... PROVE SHIT. Like ugh EVERYONE KNOWS I killed him. I don’t gotta prove shit. You know I did it, now take my money and give me a not guilty plea.

[sealab-titania]

I would very much like to see you “““Slut tactics”““ your way out of my justice, jellyfish.

[sequenced-mutalist]

OH SHIT HELLO

[sealab-titania]

No, no, I am not ‘dead’. Did you hope I was? Nooo, no, not with Advanced Grineer Cybernetic technology. Things that Corpus or weaselly little traitors could only...dream of.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Back in the day all you had to do was convince the executioner that you were right and they’d usually take your side in the case.

Now convincing can be anywhere from a use of charisma, bribery, or if you’re like me, a clever use of Slut Tactics.

NOW though you have to like... PROVE SHIT. Like ugh EVERYONE KNOWS I killed him. I don’t gotta prove shit. You know I did it, now take my money and give me a not guilty plea.

[sealab-titania]

I would very much like to see you “““Slut tactics”““ your way out of my justice, jellyfish.

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[dr-ducttape]

Uncle Vor stop

You're gonna break it, you dont need fire

[defective-genetics]

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly idk i asked someone once but didnt understand the explanation so Ive just been going with "magic"

[defective-genetics]

So where do I put the weed and how do i smoke it

[dr-ducttape]

Oh like this, you put the weed oil in the thing and then you turn it on and then you vape it

[defective-genetics]

What the fuck...

This is just...

FUCK THIS I’m just gonna go roll a fucking joint.

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly yeah but like. This one comes in flavors aside from weed

[defective-genetics]

FLAVORS???

Rathka I don’t need flavors I need my JOINTS TO STOP ACHING

[dr-ducttape]

Yeah but this one makes your joints stop aching while tasting like bubblegum

[sealab-titania]

Take the flavored vapes, Vor. I no longer have biological lungs. Let me live through you.

[zeroannat-archive]

tennotober recap !~

2 - orokin

5 - corpus

9 - luck

12 - torment

15 - lua

25 - grineer

[mynewshape]

they are making funny new men and you can find them in your local tube

[sealab-titania]

Why are Lizards dressing up you already look like clowns.

[sealab-titania]

What the fuck is Naberous

[nek-ros]

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[wowozela]

Visit Original Link

[alexdrawsthingies]

the old blood update is great

[sequenced-mutalist]

Hmm today I feel like....

Schnorfles

[theworstcorpus]

SCHNORFLES YOU

[sequenced-mutalist]

FEELS YOU WITH MY TENDRILS

[theworstcorpus]

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SHNORF SNIFF

[voidtongued]

SNORF SNIFF SCHNORF SNORT SNIFF

[sequenced-mutalist]

SHNIFF SNIFF SHNOFF SHNIFF SNIFF SNORF

[sealab-titania]

The next Formorian to the relay will be filled with bleach

[sequenced-mutalist]

You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

[sealab-titania]

I can try and have fun while doing it.

[sealab-titania]

Vibe check

-slams you with my Ack-

[systemofrigel]

PLEASE JUST LET ME HUG YOU ONCE

[sealab-titania]

You want to feel my cold robotic body,Tenno? You want to embrace this lifeless plastic encasing?

[dr-ducttape]

Yes, calling Grineer a tuber is rude but no it's not a slur and even if it WAS I think the Grineer have earned it.

[sealab-titania]

Very disappointed in you

[dr-ducttape]

Ok tuber

[sealab-titania]

HOW DARE YOU